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[teatime_bitch]

It took a little creative navigation and a lot of brain power but we've managed to pick up Germany and Italy from the tiny rock Germany called an island. But luckily for us there was a REAL island not too far from where they were stranded. It seems relatively deserted for the most part but no matter. I'm sure the forestation can provide with enough

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[buonobuono_ooh]

You can keep that potato bastard on YOUR ship.

[teatime_bitch]

He's staying on board to help with inspections anyway. Why don't you make yourself useful and go for a walk.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Go for a walk? How is that useful?

[teatime_bitch]

You'd be out of the way.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Hey! Fuck you! I'll do what I want! I'm not in the way!

[teatime_bitch]

You're just going to sit about and do nothing aren't you? You may as well walk off all the food you consume and look for more to replace it.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Hey! HEY!! At least I PROVIDE just as much food as I consume!

[teatime_bitch]

Just what are you implying, brat?

[buonobuono_ooh]

I'm implying that I pull my weight enough in the kitchen to be able to have a snack from time to time.

Unlike SOME rugdicks who should be paying to replace the food they fucking WASTED.

[teatime_bitch]

I DON'T WASTE THE FOOD I MAKE! I EAT IT!

[buonobuono_ooh]

That's disgusting.

[teatime_bitch]

How about I shove some fresh scones down your throat!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

THEY'D TASTE JUST AS SHITTY AS YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD SCONES AND I'D GET JUST AS SICK!!

[teatime_bitch]

MY SCONES ARE ALWAYS BLOODY FRESH! FREEEESH!!!

[buonobuono_ooh]

THEN YOU PUT OLD-ASS INGREDIENTS THAT ARE AS OLD AS YOU IN THEM!!

[teatime_bitch]

I ONLY USE THE BEST AND LEAVE THE OLD SHIT FOR THE WINE BASTARD TO USE!!