Randy scares me silly :)

Jul 08, 2006 22:13

Spooky things are happening when I try to run applications on my laptop.  So either (a) the virtual memory's become stuffed  (b) the Trojan I picked up escaped from quarantine  (c) I'm losing my mind  (d) Devil Red-eyed!Randy has possessed it.

But before my laptop starts spewing bile and the screen rotates 360 degrees, you must watch and listen to a clip of Randy singing a very speshul song during karaoke in Stockbridge! Either click here to open and play the file (media player) or download the file from here (YSI) or cringe click below.



If anyone can't breathe properly after viewing, please raise your hand and I'll slap you with wave an old Randy flip-flop in front of your nose.  Oh wait, that may send some into cardiac arrest :b

I also have another unseen clip where Randy sings a dedication love song (don't ask how long it took me to, um, find them) but I need help in restoring the audio - so if anyone can send me a song called "I Don't Know Much", I'll see what I can do.

Oh, if that Randy clip was a spooky cooincidence, you have no idea what spooky cooincidence is unless you want to forget remember this EB!Gale icon.


*screams* It's Fre Randy Kruger!  Run!

      

However, crazy fangirls were probably pleased to know that Randy's taken his footwear to new heights of fashion while out and about in town.  The brand he wore in the pub pictured is called Sans.  No, I haven't misspelt Vans.  It's French.  For "without" [shoes] *snort*.  Alas, he was in the company of two older men, neither of which was Gale, so his bare toes weren't curled like this:


puddles2 was the lucky victim of this latest  fashion horror faux pas.  And she thought she scared him *lol*

With thoughts of marriage, babies and white picket fences Randy in old clothes, straw hats and bare feet, I also had a very spooky dream.  It seemed to involve Randy becoming even more of a scrooge in buying new clothes (or making yet another "I don't give a flying fuck" anti-fashion statement), performing in a musical called Hillbilly Antigone and Justin from a cannibal crack!fic I caught a glimpse of.  But if you lose your eyes, I'll try and channel you my dream nightmare.  I just hope you don't become too aroused afraid ;)

And, before anyone calls the men in white coats, I'll state that I'm not a crazy fangirl.  I'm a certifiably insane one.   Gale, come and give me drugs help me break the Randy!habit soon!  Oh wait, that won't work.

Oh, I think the answer to the first question may be  (d) (c).   Because I'd really hate to hand over my computer to a really uptight IT guy with all the porny pretty pics and clips on it.

manips, amadeus, randy

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