I've heard there are a few people out there who [occasionally or permanently] want to escape RL and hang out with their sekrit loves, namely LJ and fellow LJers, in a cave.
Well, I found what looks to be heaven-in-a-hole* (not Gale and Randy fucking, unfortunately) listed on GapingHoleRealEstate.com (not to be confused with Fluttering Hole RE).
Since I'm not much of a cave person, I'll be on the yacht either basking in Sunshine or buffeted by a Gale. Besides, someone has to guard the hole from being penetrated by bad!fic rapists :b
Oh, I haven't checked
the results showing how people felt about G/R fucking each other senseless being more than friends.
Gee, what a surprise that there are some very sad, um, sane people out there who don't feel the G/R love *smirk* Hmm, I wonder if S4 kissspam will provide any sekrit!sex evidence surprises ...
And I see there's news about Randy's honeymoon with Simon latest employment exploits *rubs hands in evil glee*
*I tried my ex-company's newest product: Heaven[-on-a-stick] Ganache Irish Creme - it was an orgasm in the form of chocolate & ice cream *melts*