Gale has a Queer Eye
I'm going to disappoint a few people with this next study. It will look closely at something beautiful belonging ot Gale, just not his bee-yoo-tiful dick, unfortunately.
qafcomments made this obsessive observation for which I thank:
If you pause at the right moment (uh oh, my obsessive streak is going to show) when Brian looks at the nurse, one of Gale's eyes looks brown and the other looks green. I assume when the light hits an eye color like hazel, it can bring out either color in the mix. Or maybe Gale's just magic. :)
So let's examine those orbs more closely and find out if he's magic *flutters lashes and grins*
Warning: some may experience dizziness and giddiness gazing into Gale's eyes (and possibly touching almost life-size areas of his body) so please have plenty of cushions and lube handy in case you fall hard.
First we'll look at the subject as he appears to the average, untrained eye in different scenes.
Exhibit A: Ep 104 - looking very conflicted about pulling the plug on Ted and just before the nurse goes to fuck comfort him. Who wouldn't want to fuck comfort him looking like this? Ok, the obsessive Randy fan over there, put your hand down, kthnx, since you're excused from the room.
Exhibit B: 104 - when he first notices the nurse walk past. If that's not a classic shot of well-groomed BK, I don't know what is. He even trimmed a little btw the brows in the early days!
Exhibit C: 306 - when he points out that the original Stockwell campaign ad is good - as a Xanax. That hooded-eye expression always kills me.
Exhibit D: 306 - he confronts Ben about his steroid use. Even when he looks worried, he looks hot. Then again, I guess the sweat helps :)
Ok, now we'll put his eyes under the microscope. Not literally you'll be glad to know.
*adjusts magnification*
*adjusts contrast*
*peers closely into the irises*
Exhibit A enhanced: Remember we're looking into the windows of the soul, so try not to become distracted by the door to frenching mouth which look as if it's been kissed raw by Randy.
*stares at lips* Um, where was I? Oh, qafcomments was definitely on to something. His right eye does look more green, while the left more brown O_o
Since there will probably be skeptics who think the color difference is just a trick of filters light, we will need to scrutinize further. This is a highly obsessional professional lab which uses only the most stimulating scientific equipment, so I can guarantee that there has been no manipulation of any results (although I can't guarantee the subject was, um, hands-off).
Exhibit B enhanced: the subject in semi-profile.
Again, you can distinguish considerable blooms of green in that right eye *squints intently*
Exhibit C enhanced: the subject looking upward.
The difference in color above may be more subtle above but still in evidence.
Exhibit D enhanced: a hot and sweaty closeup of the subject (complete with pesky brow hairs).
There's really no mistaking the variation of hue between the two irises when you throw better light on the subject.
We should also examine scruffy Gale to add weight to the results so far but be warned that the stare is a little disconcerting hypnotic O_O
Shit, people have fallen under Gale's spell. Ok, on the count of five you will wake up or you'll miss getting close to Gale's body. One ... two ... *everyone wakes up* Well, that was quick!
And last, but definitely not least, here's big, smooth Gale for your examination. Remember he's safely behind the glass to make sure you don't molest him behave professionally at all times and focus on the eyes. Although I must warn you that avoiding the mouth, chest, hands and groin will prove hard.
*ahem* stop trying to get at that zipper and you can wipe the saliva off the screen now. For those on dial-up, you'll have stay behind and study much, much longer.
I guess badfic will now have to be written something like this: "It was only a matter of time. Time before the former ad exec became stricken with cataracts and hemorrhoids and the blonde artist could no longer gaze into a pool of hazel, a pool of green and a pucker of brown."
I had to go and spoil the beauty, didn't I? :p
Apologies for lack of Randy peepers, but if anyone's spotted him with one blue eye and one violet one, I'll be happy to investigate.
If anyone steals these exhibits, I will send Fab's ass on to you (aka NO HOTLINKING or I will replace it with fuglybutt).
I trust the lab work was enlightening for everyone.
qafcomments made this obsessive observation for which I thank:
If you pause at the right moment (uh oh, my obsessive streak is going to show) when Brian looks at the nurse, one of Gale's eyes looks brown and the other looks green. I assume when the light hits an eye color like hazel, it can bring out either color in the mix. Or maybe Gale's just magic. :)
So let's examine those orbs more closely and find out if he's magic *flutters lashes and grins*
Warning: some may experience dizziness and giddiness gazing into Gale's eyes (and possibly touching almost life-size areas of his body) so please have plenty of cushions and lube handy in case you fall hard.
First we'll look at the subject as he appears to the average, untrained eye in different scenes.
Exhibit A: Ep 104 - looking very conflicted about pulling the plug on Ted and just before the nurse goes to fuck comfort him. Who wouldn't want to fuck comfort him looking like this? Ok, the obsessive Randy fan over there, put your hand down, kthnx, since you're excused from the room.
Exhibit B: 104 - when he first notices the nurse walk past. If that's not a classic shot of well-groomed BK, I don't know what is. He even trimmed a little btw the brows in the early days!
Exhibit C: 306 - when he points out that the original Stockwell campaign ad is good - as a Xanax. That hooded-eye expression always kills me.
Exhibit D: 306 - he confronts Ben about his steroid use. Even when he looks worried, he looks hot. Then again, I guess the sweat helps :)
Ok, now we'll put his eyes under the microscope. Not literally you'll be glad to know.
*adjusts magnification*
*adjusts contrast*
*peers closely into the irises*
Exhibit A enhanced: Remember we're looking into the windows of the soul, so try not to become distracted by the door to frenching mouth which look as if it's been kissed raw by Randy.
*stares at lips* Um, where was I? Oh, qafcomments was definitely on to something. His right eye does look more green, while the left more brown O_o
Since there will probably be skeptics who think the color difference is just a trick of filters light, we will need to scrutinize further. This is a highly obsessional professional lab which uses only the most stimulating scientific equipment, so I can guarantee that there has been no manipulation of any results (although I can't guarantee the subject was, um, hands-off).
Exhibit B enhanced: the subject in semi-profile.
Again, you can distinguish considerable blooms of green in that right eye *squints intently*
Exhibit C enhanced: the subject looking upward.
The difference in color above may be more subtle above but still in evidence.
Exhibit D enhanced: a hot and sweaty closeup of the subject (complete with pesky brow hairs).
There's really no mistaking the variation of hue between the two irises when you throw better light on the subject.
We should also examine scruffy Gale to add weight to the results so far but be warned that the stare is a little disconcerting hypnotic O_O
Shit, people have fallen under Gale's spell. Ok, on the count of five you will wake up or you'll miss getting close to Gale's body. One ... two ... *everyone wakes up* Well, that was quick!
And last, but definitely not least, here's big, smooth Gale for your examination. Remember he's safely behind the glass to make sure you don't molest him behave professionally at all times and focus on the eyes. Although I must warn you that avoiding the mouth, chest, hands and groin will prove hard.
*ahem* stop trying to get at that zipper and you can wipe the saliva off the screen now. For those on dial-up, you'll have stay behind and study much, much longer.
I guess badfic will now have to be written something like this: "It was only a matter of time. Time before the former ad exec became stricken with cataracts and hemorrhoids and the blonde artist could no longer gaze into a pool of hazel, a pool of green and a pucker of brown."
I had to go and spoil the beauty, didn't I? :p
Apologies for lack of Randy peepers, but if anyone's spotted him with one blue eye and one violet one, I'll be happy to investigate.
If anyone steals these exhibits, I will send Fab's ass on to you (aka NO HOTLINKING or I will replace it with fuglybutt).
I trust the lab work was enlightening for everyone.