Portrait of a Randy
Thanks to sandstorm63/doormouse10 you've probably now seen this previously unpublished photo of Randypants. In case anyone wondered, it was actually taken in 2002, so it's not exactly new ;)
I like that penetrating stare and the slightly messed-up hair/bangs, but the pose and those clothes, um, not so much.
So if you thought this pic was hot, you ain't seen nothin', considering that the photographer, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, published a coffee table book called XXX: 30 Porn-Star Portraits which was edited by none other than Simon Dumenco.
However, I'm going to speculate Randy had another portrait done for his *cough* other boyfriend >;)
Ok, this makes me crave a funny/hot/kinky B/J camping fic.
plum? Anyone? It's a shame to see all that equipment from S4 - tent, sleeping bags, first aid kit, tool kit, rain bondage gear, two sets of warm clothes handcuffs, one dildo - go to waste.
Here's a little bunny to stir in the plot.Returning from his unsuccessful berry gathering fishing expedition, Justin finds Brian on his knees blowing on a new flame.
"You made fire!"
"Just don't fucking expect me to beat my chest Tom Hanks-style and dance around it."
"Shit, I see you found the lighter."
"Picking my pockets again, Oliver?
"Aw, pleease Sir, I just wanted to make things more adventurous."
"Well, you can go play boy scouts or Survivor or whatever-the-fuck-tickles-your-porridge. The only challenge I'm prepared for is rubbing our two sticks together."
"Hmm. I think I can arrange that." Justin lays down his rod - the fishing one - and picks up the brushed steel Cartier briquet beside Brian and throws it into the nearby shrubbery. He then gets a bucket of water and douses the offending blaze, while Brian sits cross-legged in his jeans watching in quiet amusement.
As he turns from the fire, he's pulled to the ground and the surprised, sexy smirk on his face is devoured hungrily by Brian. It was either that or cold canned soup for dinner. They lazily get up and brush themselves off, before heading to the relative comfort of the tent, hoping that the only bears they'll see are the ones on their return to the Pitts.
.....
Later that night, Brian's caught parting a bush and poking a ridiculously expensive flashlight into the opening. Although the friction with Justin had no problems lighting his fire, it wasn't quite enough for a post-coital smoke.
.....
That's just kindling, so feel free to burn it. Please.
Oh, and I had to compare Gale's similar come-hither look, hair and cuff just for the sake of it.
While on the subject of portraits, I found this face recognition/celebrity match site via sassym which is a good time waster kind of fun.
Well, if it isn't Meg Ryan *rotflmao*
It wasn't just that pic but a couple of others that got Meg as well.
And Gale's best match whether he's clean-shaven, bearded or heavily made up?
But the strangest thing is that both Randy and Gale have John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Nicole Kidman, Kiefer Sutherland & Pierce Brosnan in common O_o
I like that penetrating stare and the slightly messed-up hair/bangs, but the pose and those clothes, um, not so much.
So if you thought this pic was hot, you ain't seen nothin', considering that the photographer, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, published a coffee table book called XXX: 30 Porn-Star Portraits which was edited by none other than Simon Dumenco.
However, I'm going to speculate Randy had another portrait done for his *cough* other boyfriend >;)
Ok, this makes me crave a funny/hot/kinky B/J camping fic.
plum? Anyone? It's a shame to see all that equipment from S4 - tent, sleeping bags, first aid kit, tool kit, rain bondage gear, two sets of warm clothes handcuffs, one dildo - go to waste.
Here's a little bunny to stir in the plot.Returning from his unsuccessful berry gathering fishing expedition, Justin finds Brian on his knees blowing on a new flame.
"You made fire!"
"Just don't fucking expect me to beat my chest Tom Hanks-style and dance around it."
"Shit, I see you found the lighter."
"Picking my pockets again, Oliver?
"Aw, pleease Sir, I just wanted to make things more adventurous."
"Well, you can go play boy scouts or Survivor or whatever-the-fuck-tickles-your-porridge. The only challenge I'm prepared for is rubbing our two sticks together."
"Hmm. I think I can arrange that." Justin lays down his rod - the fishing one - and picks up the brushed steel Cartier briquet beside Brian and throws it into the nearby shrubbery. He then gets a bucket of water and douses the offending blaze, while Brian sits cross-legged in his jeans watching in quiet amusement.
As he turns from the fire, he's pulled to the ground and the surprised, sexy smirk on his face is devoured hungrily by Brian. It was either that or cold canned soup for dinner. They lazily get up and brush themselves off, before heading to the relative comfort of the tent, hoping that the only bears they'll see are the ones on their return to the Pitts.
.....
Later that night, Brian's caught parting a bush and poking a ridiculously expensive flashlight into the opening. Although the friction with Justin had no problems lighting his fire, it wasn't quite enough for a post-coital smoke.
.....
That's just kindling, so feel free to burn it. Please.
Oh, and I had to compare Gale's similar come-hither look, hair and cuff just for the sake of it.
While on the subject of portraits, I found this face recognition/celebrity match site via sassym which is a good time waster kind of fun.
Well, if it isn't Meg Ryan *rotflmao*
It wasn't just that pic but a couple of others that got Meg as well.
And Gale's best match whether he's clean-shaven, bearded or heavily made up?
But the strangest thing is that both Randy and Gale have John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Nicole Kidman, Kiefer Sutherland & Pierce Brosnan in common O_o