Barman, there's a hair in my cocktail
Ok, it's time for the scruffy vs smooth poll results. But hold the drum roll for a minute.
While looking through all that hair, I got to thinking about what has become commonly known as Gale's pubic!afro (not exactly a difficult thing to ponder *heh*). Then I remembered how his hair looked as a kid and how Brian's & Mikey's hair in the 80's flashback scene looked ridiculously the same as it was in the S5 noughties.
But I've managed to find Gale's and Hal's hair & makeup shots which didn't make the final cut because C/L thought they might scare too many people (or possibly detract from the stupidity serious symbolism of the resurrected club scene).
It appeared poor, adolescent Mikey had a bit of an acne problem in addition to the mullet problem *evil grin*
Poll
I guess it comes *cough* as no suprise that the hottest man on the planet whether scruffy or smooth is Mr Gale Harold - as long as his whole body's on show that is. It's also interesting that less peeps preferred Gale having sex with Randy than vice versa. Maybe that means some people are convinced Gale is straight *winks*. Randy on the other hand is definitely preferred smooth. At least on his face, since he's amazingly hairy over most of his body (while Gale, in contrast, is amazingly hairless). That will be part of another study in the hopefully not-too-distant future.
However, when people get up close to both Gale's and Randy's faces, the results are a little clearer - or more kissable.
But what was surprising was the passionate response to Hal where he actually received more responses than Randy!face o_O. Although it didn't really have much to do with passion of the sex kind I concluded.
As for the rest of the results, it was expected that the responses would drop off as people wore their fingers out stroking the skin or the hair. However, it was good to know that fingering interest resumed when cocks appeared. The study also revealed that anonymous naked wet men and/or big penises will generally be more interesting than several well-known clothed celebrities.
There was one exception of course: the guy on the tanning bed - where the dickless afro managed to comb over the buzz cut.
Rankings based on number of masturbatory responses for each.
So what was the final conclusion?
Smoothies go down better than hairballs.
59% preferred the men smooth while 41% preferred the men scruffy.
While looking through all that hair, I got to thinking about what has become commonly known as Gale's pubic!afro (not exactly a difficult thing to ponder *heh*). Then I remembered how his hair looked as a kid and how Brian's & Mikey's hair in the 80's flashback scene looked ridiculously the same as it was in the S5 noughties.
But I've managed to find Gale's and Hal's hair & makeup shots which didn't make the final cut because C/L thought they might scare too many people (or possibly detract from the stupidity serious symbolism of the resurrected club scene).
It appeared poor, adolescent Mikey had a bit of an acne problem in addition to the mullet problem *evil grin*
Poll
I guess it comes *cough* as no suprise that the hottest man on the planet whether scruffy or smooth is Mr Gale Harold - as long as his whole body's on show that is. It's also interesting that less peeps preferred Gale having sex with Randy than vice versa. Maybe that means some people are convinced Gale is straight *winks*. Randy on the other hand is definitely preferred smooth. At least on his face, since he's amazingly hairy over most of his body (while Gale, in contrast, is amazingly hairless). That will be part of another study in the hopefully not-too-distant future.
However, when people get up close to both Gale's and Randy's faces, the results are a little clearer - or more kissable.
But what was surprising was the passionate response to Hal where he actually received more responses than Randy!face o_O. Although it didn't really have much to do with passion of the sex kind I concluded.
As for the rest of the results, it was expected that the responses would drop off as people wore their fingers out stroking the skin or the hair. However, it was good to know that fingering interest resumed when cocks appeared. The study also revealed that anonymous naked wet men and/or big penises will generally be more interesting than several well-known clothed celebrities.
There was one exception of course: the guy on the tanning bed - where the dickless afro managed to comb over the buzz cut.
Rankings based on number of masturbatory responses for each.
So what was the final conclusion?
Smoothies go down better than hairballs.
59% preferred the men smooth while 41% preferred the men scruffy.