Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I broke
hansoncutter's X-Box (-12 points). Last Sunday I gave
geothor a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
crazybeutuiful's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I gave
partygirle a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1713 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
teartaye
Oh man...
partygirle I'm so sorry I gave you one of my kidneys... You can give it back if you've discoverred how terrible it is...