Oct 18, 2005 00:57
If you say hanson is gay: I will assume you are questioning your own sexuality because Taylor is so pretty. Same goes for if you call them girls.
If you call me a teenybopper: I will stab you with my pen.
If you ask me if they're still around: I will force you to listen to some of their new stuff. Tie you down with duct tape and Underneath on repeat for 4 or 5 hours.
If you tell me you like a song, DO NOT FOR THE LOVE OF THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT MY SMITING STICK TO VISIT YOU, take those words back when you find out it's Hanson. Especially if you're going to freak out about it like you're 2 and Mommy just told you you're dog died.
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!! It's:
Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
(repeat)
If you're going to judge a band on one fucking song, learn the chorus to that song! Otherwise you look like you have the IQ of a fucking rock.
Thank you, I am now finished. *curtsey*
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