MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So I'm working today, and alone on the floor...
A couple teenage guys come up with HMV bags a piece. Now, I HATE HMV. So that was strike one. But they can shop wherever the fuck they wanna.
Strike two was that they stood there forever, making me stand like a piece of furniture waiting for them to aknowledge them.
But, as they're standing there, the one guy pulls out this red piece of paper from him bag and starts to read it. Turns out it was an ad for the new Hanson cd that comes out on tuesday (*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*) which, for the unenlightened, is called "The Best of Hanson, Live and Electric" and is, essentially, their 'best performance' from the L&e tour.
So he goes "The best of Hanson?" and runs off his mouth about them a bit before ending with "What is it, a whole album of silence?!"
So I'm sitting here, thinking "dickwad, you're listening to them right now" since I had my cd on the store's radio... and trying to see if I could kill him by looking at him.
So the OBLIVIOUS IDIOT! turns to me, completely ignores my death-glares and asks me "Don't you think Hanson is gay?!"
I told him in the frostiest voice I could manage "No, I don't" barely biting of the 'moron' and went about serving him.
Still oblivious to the fact that I now hate him, he pays and leaves.
My revenge? He paid for two scoops and only got two kiddies (halves)
A couple teenage guys come up with HMV bags a piece. Now, I HATE HMV. So that was strike one. But they can shop wherever the fuck they wanna.
Strike two was that they stood there forever, making me stand like a piece of furniture waiting for them to aknowledge them.
But, as they're standing there, the one guy pulls out this red piece of paper from him bag and starts to read it. Turns out it was an ad for the new Hanson cd that comes out on tuesday (*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee*) which, for the unenlightened, is called "The Best of Hanson, Live and Electric" and is, essentially, their 'best performance' from the L&e tour.
So he goes "The best of Hanson?" and runs off his mouth about them a bit before ending with "What is it, a whole album of silence?!"
So I'm sitting here, thinking "dickwad, you're listening to them right now" since I had my cd on the store's radio... and trying to see if I could kill him by looking at him.
So the OBLIVIOUS IDIOT! turns to me, completely ignores my death-glares and asks me "Don't you think Hanson is gay?!"
I told him in the frostiest voice I could manage "No, I don't" barely biting of the 'moron' and went about serving him.
Still oblivious to the fact that I now hate him, he pays and leaves.
My revenge? He paid for two scoops and only got two kiddies (halves)