Aug 22, 2005 00:55
So it goes a little something like this.....
Friday night after the pep rally my co-leader (we'll call her L) and I completely forgot to about getting the girls gifts for the game. So she said she would take care of it, cool cool!
So we get to the game the next day and L had gone all out! She bought the girls these cute bags, painted their names on it, put hair accessories inside, and burned each one of them a cheer CD. Since 1 of the girls left sick from the game, I still had her gift.
Fast forward to around 4:00 or so this afternoon. I was getting ready to clean the bathroom and kitchen, so I thought "Hmmmm... maybe I'll just pop that CD in." It starts up and I am loving it! Definately a cheer and dance CD, gets your ass moving. Well, as I am scrubbing the tub, it happens. At first I thought, no, I misheard it. But nope, my hearing was fine..... SHORT DICK MEN was cut into the end of a song, and if you know the song, you know that the word FUCK is in it quite often! I dropped everything, and was laughing so hard while at the same time saying "OH MY GOD!!" 8 little girls, most age 8 are hearing this?? lol I call up L and tell her about it. Her mouth hits the floor! She is a church going person, and never even says the word dang! We divided the list and she called 1/2 the parents, I called the others. Out of the 7 we reached, none of them had even listened to the CD yet! WHEW! I told them to throw it away and explained the mistake. There was only 1 girl that couldn't be reached, not even an answering machine.
About 8:00 tonight the mom that was unreachable calls me because she saw I had tried to call her. When I even mentioned the word CD, she busted out laughing. Apparently they popped the CD in the player on the drive home after the game, Saturday. Her daughter didn't understand what they were saying (short dick men), but she sure enough understood them just fine when they said fuck! The mom said they were shocked, but her and her husband got a good laugh out of it because they KNEW it had to have been a mistake.
Let's hope when we make a replacement CD the song "Don't Marry Her, Fuck Me" doesn't accidently get on there!