To Whom it May Concern::

[tearsoblood]

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To those of you who like spreading Christmas cheer, (and have the cash to do so) feel free to bestow upon me a t-shirt of geekiness.

Should you have any requests for yourselves, send me your address and your wants.

... And no, I don't give sexual favors for gifts.

I charge for those.