i'm a hustler.. ima ima hustler baby
Punkerupbiatch: got my hair dyed today, i got pee colored hair now
DuB493: u pee orange? that sucks
Punkerupbiatch: no, but my man does tho. i was noticing it when he gave me a golden shower last night
Punkerupbiatch: it was weird
DuB493: wow ur lucky ... u got quite a guy if he does all that for u
DuB493: was that before or after u fingerd his asshole
Punkerupbiatch: you're right, i do have quite a guy - he's the nicest guy i've ever been with, and the cutest - he can pick me up from any mood, and always knows how to make me smile - hes what i look forward to in each day, he cuddles in bed wit me when im crying, he always tells me im gorgeous...even if it is on a really ugly day, he drove all the way down to ny for me, and he even farts on me. basically im sayin he's a real catch.
DuB493: oh wow he sounds like a keeper...hold on to that one
Punkerupbiatch: im gonna try
DuB493: well let me tell u bout this girl that im seein then...
DuB493: she is the crazyist girl that i think ive ever met and shes mad funny...sometimes.. shes got a mad nice smile and she brings me hot chocolate when im busy and always seems to kno what to do to get me to smile...i cant even get mad at her when she tells me about how she gets pissed on by her other bf...when were fooling around, she passes out on me...but the best thing of all..is she invites me to sleep in her bed with her...then without her knowing it...she drools on me..farts in her sleep..and kicks
DuB493: but besides all of that..she is absolutley drop dead gorgeous(regardless of her hair color) and she is the nicest person to me that i have ever met
DuB493: u dont have to try and get hott tho kim...i already think u are..even when i wake up next to u and ur hiars all a mess...ur makeup is mess up..ur in ur urgly giants jersey from the 40s...i still wake up and i wouldnt trade it for anything...i honestly think to myself at times like how did i end up with u, ur perfect for me...cuz like i said, when i first met u, i was like shes so fuckin hott but i didnt think i would ever had a chance with u... i didnt think i would have a chance to even kiss u...let alone date u and fuck u...lol
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