*midi Star Wars music*

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Seriously. I leave my main character alone for one minute and he gets himself kidnapped by his psycho werewolf mother, breaks up with his boyfriend to keep the psycho werewolf mother from hurting him, and actually considers leaving town with the psycho werewolf mother before his friends wind up getting hurt

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YES. Stupid fucking dianogas. And I can't get any of the old cheat codes to work, because it's set up to use keyboard controls now. *sadface*

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I don't know! My dad bought us a strategy guide when we first got the game. And you typed LA first, for Lucas Arts, and then there were things like IMLAME--that made you invincible, and REDLITE, which would freeze all the enemies in place so that you could shoot them without getting killed. And then you could type in REDLITE again and they would all fall down at once.

There was another one for getting all the weapons right away--that was nice. Shooting the poor stormtroopers with that bigass plasma gun never got old. :D

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So I probably shouldn't tell you that the Steam downloadable version is only $5, right? Again, no cheat codes on that one, but it's still super fun. ;)

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They're in the strategy guide that my dad got us years ago because my little brother and I kind of sucked at the game. :) But I guess it's kind of a moot point, now, if they don't work on the Steam port. *sadface*