do you promise not to tell?

[tears_of_nienna]

Okay, so apparently there's this meme floating around called Never Will I Ever... and the point is for y'all to suggest three stories you think I'd never write, and for me to write a snippet of at least one of them in the comments. So go for it! Crackfic will probably ensue.

Yes, I do have a massive Dragon*Con Post o'Doom to put together, and I will! I promise! Er, someday.