seen sunny days that i thougth would never end
So last night I was a bunny.
I have...no idea whatsoever how it went. Seriously. The bunny!head was so tight that I had to take my glasses off for it to fit. Combined with the minuscule area of vision, I was effectively completely blind. And did I mention that the bunny feet were ENORMOUS? Yeah. The children's librarian led me to the chair, and then various children (I assume) had pictures taken with me, and at one point I thought the kid was on my left when the kid was actually on my right and the handler was on the left, and...I accidentally groped the librarian's butt. Oh yeah. I'm awesome.
In order to compensate for the minor mortification of incidental furryism, I tarted myself up today. Well, compared to normal, I guess. I wore a fancy top and black pants and heels. And now my knees are fucking pissed, and I remember why I don't wear the pretty heels for more than two hours at a time.
And there was nobody in the library today. Seriously. I read thirty pages of Sense and Sensibility on Project Gutenberg. We collected $40 in fines. That's it.
But I pumped gas and checked the oil in my fancy outfit, so I got to feel both hot and competent at the same time. I guess that means I win. XD