i can has blizzard nau?
We have a blizzard warning. I've never actually seen one of those before. They're saying 10-15 inches (feel free to insert [heh] a penis joke here), with drifts of up to two feet. Even if we get the minimum, it'll be more snow than I've seen since I was in middle school. If we get the maximum, it'll be more snow than I've seen ever except in weird places like New England where I think they have 15 inches of snow leftover in July.
Anyway, my trip to Athens is fucked. Even if the roads were clear, I'm pretty sure all four doors of my car will be frozen shut for the rest of the freaking month*. We'll probably be stuck in the house for another 24 hours. I'm bored. And my mother's never playing Scrabble with me again because I beat her 302 to 237 this afternoon. (It was her fault she put ZIP three spaces below a Triple Letter score and I had just drawn a QUI.)
And in conclusion, blah. If the wind ever stops blowing, we can grab the sleds, but until then I'mma just hibernate.
*March 31 is Opening Day for the Reds. Get it? Get it? yeah.