yeah i got a disease
This is my Matriarch post, to be edited as I go. Currently, I am on page 94 199 322 finished now, so if you're not that far...well.
OMG ADE SO CUTE. With his momma's ring and the cuddling and his glowstick and all...And Ade-n-Aras make the best housebrothers ever, and poor Eddie can't get laid, and everybody's saying "slotted" like Kal does and it makes me grin. And now there's a war on, and Esganikan is cool with it, and Ade and Shan got it on and that's hot. Even if they did it in the basement next to a sewer pipe. XD
...And oh, god, Vijissi's c'naatat. Holy shit, that's going to screw things up.
I would like to take this opportunity to admit that I am retarded with love for Ade. And Aras. And Ade-n-Aras.
And fucking Rayat's fucking plan didn't fucking work, so HA. Actually, for about fifteen seconds there I almost felt bad for him--it sucks to have your last hope crushed, I bet, but the punk deserved it.
ASDFKJHAWERJSDKFJEREFKDSFE BABY. OMG OMG OMG OMG. And she can't terminate it, 'cause it's c'naatat like her, and just...holy fucking shit.
There should be songs. Like "Baby C'naatat" to the tune of "Baby Beluga," or something. Ade's gonna be a daddy, and so's Aras, and...I mean, yeah, it's not a good thing, but it's a baby and it's an Ade!baby and so *squee*
...My bad, apparently she can terminate it. By cutting it out of her alone, in a cave. It was literally all I could do to keep from sobbing. There, and Vijissi. Poor, poor Vijissi. I think I knew as soon as Giyadas said he'd disappeared how it was going to end, but I wanted Shan to talk him down so much. Did I mention how much I love that Eddie recognized him? Because it's such a sign of the situation that he got to a point where he could distinguish between basically meerkats. "To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different," as some prissy elf says in Fellowship of the Ring. But not Eddie. He knows.
And Lindsay...motherfuck. What the hell was that transparent bitch thinking? C'naatat is NOT a fucking panacea! Well, it is in the literal sense, but...FUCK. That woman has NO sense of responsibility.
And, like Sarah just said, I am terrified of what's going to happen to Earth under Eqbas control. Now that everyone's become a POV character, more or less, I feel SO much less certain about Esganikan's ability to renovate the planet.
...Helen fucking Marchant. Who knew?
Um...probably spoilers in the comments. Spoilers like the fact that ADE IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE.