In fact, I'll say 2,013. That's the total wordcount of the file that has y'all's ficlets in them. And I'm not done. Some of them are barely more than drabble-length, and some of them ramble on for 500 words (Cati, how do I turn the pilots off?!). Just remember, the word-count of your ficlet is directly proportional to how much I love you. XD
And then somebody had to suggest a Supernatural/Nancy Drew crossover, which had to go and get all plotty on me. George has Dean in a headlock,
kaladhwen. He finds this very demeaning. ;D