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hahahha.....FISH ME -- mary way to go
okay, so theres two blondes on opposite sides of a river. one calls out to the other..."hey how do you get to the other side?" and the other one yells....."You're already on the other side!"
....a blonde calls an airport and asks the guy on the phone, "How long does it take to get to Britain?" and the guy goes..."One moment, ma'am." and she says, "okay thank you" and hangs up.
How do you get an elephant into a fridge?
You open the door and put him in.
How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
You open the door, take out the elephant and put the giraffe in.
The lion king holds a meeting for all of the animals. Which animal isn't there?
The giraffe, he's still in the fridge.
There's a crocodile infested river. How do you get across it?
You swim, all the crocodiles are at the meeting.
DURRRR are we all stupider now??
okay guys...i need a list of good bands and songs...i know who i love....but lemme know who i should listen to more of....
ohh guess who GOT THEIR CAR BACK TODAY!! AND ITS WORKING AMAZINGLY IT DOESN'T EVEN RUMBLE AT ALL ANYMORE ESPECIALLY WHEN IM STOPPED LET ALONE STALL ON ME!! WAHOOO.
and if a certain someone would let me know if they aren't busy on saturday......i could tell them a big surprise that would make them AMAZINGLY HAPPY!! hehe
but since i know they never read my profiles....i can say it
does anybody like the beatles????? hmmm.....b/c i have tickets to something special saturday night lol thats right ppl...the beatles CAME BACK EVEN THE DEAD ONES! mmk....i'm bein gay, im just gonna go...ttyl :-D :-D
this weekends gonna be beast...yea i said it. what r u gonna do about it?
oh i saw a bunch of faggots today after school. hehe. ah the memories.
CHORUS CONCERT: TMR NIGHT 7 PM AUDITORIUM FREE!! COME!!
**when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin'**
a tisket a tasket a brown and yellow basket i sent a letter to my mommy on the way i dropped it i dropped it i dropped it yes on the way i dropped it a little girlie picked it up and put it in her pocker DOOT she was truckin on down the avenue, not a single thing to do. she was pick pick pickin' all around, when she spied it on the ground she took it she took it my little yellow basket and if she doesnt bring it back i think that i shall die.
a tisket a tasket I LOVE my yellow basket. DOOT