Nudge nudge, wink wink. (Part 1 of 2)

[tearoha]

In which I dissect (from behind a hazmat suit) the theory and practice of flirting. With illustrative anecdotes.

It’s like a pyjama party on the internet. Pull up a bean-bag and let me tell you about my cats wide-ranging knowledge of flirtatiousness. Like any good pyjama party, I am going to range between doling out ladles of take-with-a-grain-or-

Comments

V.

[anonymous]

Some people would certainly think it was flirting.

Also.

'I can tell you that, for example, if some guy started methodically touching me twice each part in a set pattern, as suggested in the guide, I’d break his fingers.'

<3. I love you. Please accept my undying hilarity.

Re: V.

[tearoha]

Your undying hilarity is accepted.
I'd just like to add that if he explained what he was doing in a funny enough way, his fingers might survive. Might.

Me too

[anonymous]

I can tell you that, for example, if some guy started methodically touching me twice each part in a set pattern, as suggested in the guide, I’d break his fingers.

That's fantastic...

Re: Me too

[tearoha]

I can be quite unnecessarily aggressive! :P But yeah, who wants to be flirted with by the book?!

(sorry, who are you?)