Grosest day EVAR!

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It started off fine. If I wanted to be really picky I would mention the filthy lab I had to wash two times at work. But thats no biggy it happens often. It really began when I get to my bf's puppy Cronus had found a kid diaper and ripped appart spreading it all over the lawn. Okay fine, its not the first time. Bf can be a little dense about leaving things out that puppy likes to rip apart. Number two, I decide to clean Rembrandt's sheath (if your not a horse person, Rembrandt is a boy. Use your imagination.) It is horribly dirty, I dont think its been done in 2 years atleast. Its supposed to be done every 6 months. The smell was just damn nasty, and you dont even want to see the stuff that came out of there....... Shall I give you more? I walk around the yard picking up the diaper bits and find a reasonably fresh dead rabbit. (so thats why Neo wanted to be in the front yard) It had a nice sum of maggots in it. >.<; Dispose of all of the groseness and go scrub the crap out of my hands, realise I forgot my phone in the barn. Head out to the barn to get phone........ and a bird had pooped on it! ROFL

I dare anyone to beat that. lol

~Serenity~