So while I was getting some stuff done, I was watching a marathon of Discovery's "A Haunting." There's a very specific trend that occurs in that show. First, a couple is involved, and one is being haunted while the other struggles to understand what's going on, until they BOTH witness something and are instantly bonded over it. Second, the haunting is invariably the result of some evil entity - never just a restless, bored spirit - and the only course of action is to involve the church. Third, when one member of the family hears a weird noise, they go after it with a gun.
A gun. Who goes after a ghost with a gun?
Anyway, the show's horribly stupid, but amusing background noise. It's so formulaic I can't imagine anyone actually believing it, but maybe I watch too much Ghost Hunters and have too much respect for legitimate paranormal research and investigation to buy that crap.
Next decent paycheck, and I'm totally getting one of
these. Fwahaha.