I love Parker

[tearjerkdirk]

[mood|
giggly]
[music| k-os... I'm so gangsta]

'muse' says:
I am not gay but I want to do rufus wainwright more then I want to do angelina jolie
'muse' says:
mull that one over
'muse' says:
ps parkers slightly drunk but he thinks like this sober
Electroluxx!!! says:
hahaha dude I don't blame you, Rufus is a killer babe
'muse' says:
OK DUDE LAST NIGHT
Electroluxx!!! says:
yeah yeah yeah??
'muse' says:
I go to this shitty fucking bonfire party on the beach
'muse' says:
and I'm all dressed to the 9s and I'm like
'muse' says:
'parker's gettin laid tonight'
'muse' says:
and the second i step in the bonfire circle...
'muse' says:
I GET BOTTLED. they're like 'FUCK YOU, EMO!'
'muse' says:
i was like "WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT EMO YOU FUCKING FAGS"
'muse' says:
and theyre like "TIGHT PANTS, TIGHT PANTS EMO FAG!!!!'
'muse' says:
'listen you fucking nigfags, I'm not emo, I listen to chamillionaire'
Electroluxx!!! says:
So I take it you didn't get laid then...
'muse' says:
I got threatened to be thrown in the fire if I didn't leave
'muse' says:
I decided, 'fuck this', I picked up an umbrella, wrapped it up
'muse' says:
and speared a kid in the side of the head
'muse' says:
and I'm all "WHO'S FUCKING NEXT"
'muse' says:
and then i left cuz like, I just wanted vagina...