NO KIDDING, I was just about to be like, "oh I better call all my friends and tell them that I broke my cell phone!" and then I realized... OH WAIT... I now have no numbers. Super.
My mum dropped hers in a mug of tea once. But seriously, I just left mine in my bag, and my salad dressing leaked... ONLY on the phone. Seriously, everything in my purse is fine, it's just the cell phone that has anything on it. My social life was dead before, now it's non existant.
I used to work at a cell phone related call centre, and I can assure you that Salad Dressing is not the fat person's way to kill the phone. We'd get women call in to the Warranty Exchange (one of my departments) line all the time who were those really heavy breathers and have very deep voices (and texan accents) and you just KNEW they were fat. Then they'd ask if they could get a warranty replacement for sitting on their phones and crushing them.
Salad Dressing, however, is the most interesting death of a phone I've heard.
I WIN AT LIFE. And at LiveJournal. And at post-work Jack Daniels.
It was "low carb" salad dressing OK@?!>?L!>?!>jl
My friend sat on his digital camera to death once.
Do you live in Vancouver in the summer? Come to Honey. I'm drunk already. Look at me typing without mistakes. Look at my bad self. OH MAN. Time for some Motown.
I would, but I live in Vic-bore-ia during the summer. I should be in and out of Vancouver for photoshoots (I was there not too long ago for one) throughout the summer. I'll keep posted in my LJ.
I'M REMOVING YOU. I PROMISE THAT IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FEW FRIENDS TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH OVER THE SUMMER -- PEOPLE I'VE GROWN CLOSE WITH OVER THESE PAST FEW MONTHS. PLEASE REMOVE ME AS WELL, AND I'M SURE WE'LL CONTINUE TO SEE ONE ANOTHER IN COMMUNITIES. BEST OF LUCK IN THE FUTURE.
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That sucks though. Life with no cell phone is no life at all..
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i once dropped mine in a cup of water...
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My mum dropped hers in a mug of tea once. But seriously, I just left mine in my bag, and my salad dressing leaked... ONLY on the phone. Seriously, everything in my purse is fine, it's just the cell phone that has anything on it. My social life was dead before, now it's non existant.
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We lose at life.
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I'm sorry. That sucks, but it's far too funny.
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I'm so fat that I break shit with food.
Anyway, I fixed it with a hair drier, so all is well again in Apacheland.
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I used to work at a cell phone related call centre, and I can assure you that Salad Dressing is not the fat person's way to kill the phone. We'd get women call in to the Warranty Exchange (one of my departments) line all the time who were those really heavy breathers and have very deep voices (and texan accents) and you just KNEW they were fat. Then they'd ask if they could get a warranty replacement for sitting on their phones and crushing them.
Salad Dressing, however, is the most interesting death of a phone I've heard.
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It was "low carb" salad dressing OK@?!>?L!>?!>jl
My friend sat on his digital camera to death once.
Do you live in Vancouver in the summer? Come to Honey. I'm drunk already. Look at me typing without mistakes. Look at my bad self. OH MAN. Time for some Motown.
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