Fic: Confessional

[teapoit]

I've no excuse for this one. *fidgets* Another introspective child!Gokkun short except it turned creepy, alternate-pairing (Xanxus/Gokudera, WTF?) of its own accord. More fairy-tales, general obscurity and biblical references that may offend the religious.

Title: Confessional
Characters/Pairing: XANXUS/GOKUDERA. Tread carefully my dears~
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[demanawaits]

kf;skdj my OTP is superangsty LOL <3
I really shouldn't say OTP; they're often written... poorly. But yes, my favorite. C: <3
Lol honestly, XanxusSqualo is angsty, but cracky at the same time. When they're old and senile I can totally see Squalo as having Alzheimers (or at least poor memory, which can lead to angst, or not) & Xanxus having an extremely intensive vocabulary (he's always had one... he's just been repressing it. Why do you think he never talks?!). They'll have the best conversations EVERR.

Xanxus: Trash. Traaash. Trash. T-R-A-S-H.

Squalo: Hah! I knew you practiced saying that woooord, boss! Like my "heeeeeeey", you have to say it a lot to get it juuuuuust right.

Xanxus: Squalo, I only say trash because your weak brain cells can't comprehend "refuse" or "disposable products" or "waste". It's not with great alacrity that I debase myself by implementing words beneath my societal station.

asgalkfd my fanon is so cracky, aha. <33

Well, I always thought they'd be a little religious. I mean, they're ITALIAN, for one. The Pope is there, aha... but iono~
Their rituals remind me of religious cults.

But yeah! Xanxus/Gokudera = so interesting. C: <33
I'm glad you wrote it!

[teapoit]

ROFL at who-are-you-again?!Squalo. That would be the BEST way to get on Xanxus' nerves. XD <3 Halfway into a conversation:

Squalo: Trash? *blank look* Oh, you're the new cleaner? Well, get to it then~ *sniff*

Xanxus: *gobsmacked*

Ahhh, wordy Xanxus; more proof that the world is ending. XDD;

Isn't it strange that the land of the Pope is also famous for its mafia? *scratches head*

Always happy to read your reviews~ <33