Tee-hee.

[teany]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, teany sent to me...

Twelve jackalpreys drumming
Eleven courtneymckennys piping
Ten quilts a-thanksgiving
Nine muppets shopping
Eight politics a-reading
Seven tennis a-writing
Six pickles a-cuddling
Five po-o-o-ostcards
Four stone roses
Three almost famous
Two david sedaris
...and a vegetarianism in an italy.