Christmas fic!
This is probably all the Christmas fic I can manage this year... all one hundred words of an installment on my Avengers It's No Way to Make a Living series. Still, a hundred words is a hundred more than nothing, right? Right.
Yet Another Day on the Job
Clint threw himself flat as the brightly wrapped projectile exploded, spraying shrapnel. "Little help here, Big Guy!"
"HULK NO SMASH SANTA! HULK NOT BE ON NAUGHTY LIST!"
"It's not the real Santa!" Natasha yelled as three more packages blew.
Steve threw himself between half a dozen Elves with high calibre candy canes and a terrified family out Christmas shopping. "Hulk! Smash!"
"SANTA NOT REAL?" Distraught, Hulk raised his fist. "NAUGHTY SANTA!"
"So, is it just me..." Tony banked left and took out the last two flying reindeer. "...or is it like a bad Doctor Who Christmas special out here today?"
Yet Another Day on the Job
Clint threw himself flat as the brightly wrapped projectile exploded, spraying shrapnel. "Little help here, Big Guy!"
"HULK NO SMASH SANTA! HULK NOT BE ON NAUGHTY LIST!"
"It's not the real Santa!" Natasha yelled as three more packages blew.
Steve threw himself between half a dozen Elves with high calibre candy canes and a terrified family out Christmas shopping. "Hulk! Smash!"
"SANTA NOT REAL?" Distraught, Hulk raised his fist. "NAUGHTY SANTA!"
"So, is it just me..." Tony banked left and took out the last two flying reindeer. "...or is it like a bad Doctor Who Christmas special out here today?"