It's funny 'cause it's true. (for certain values of true)
Seriously people, why have none of you rec'd this? The bits about the femslashers... Bwah!
The Word According to Shiv
In the beginning there was the word, and the word was gen for there was neither het nor slash.
And then the muse divided fandom into het and slash and saw that it was good.
And the fandom was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the archive. And the spirit of the Muse moved upon the face of the internet.
(and I'm only using this icon because it goes with Shiv's icon and I never get to use it as I'm not a part of HP fandom)