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There's a meme going around where you take song lyrics and run them through Babel fish. Hey, I thought, anything you can do with song lyrics you can do with porn. Except maybe dance to it. Other than metaphorically anyway...
Where was I? Right. Fist unBabelled porn. From A THOUSAND WORDS FOR OOPS
He'd barely gotten a grip on the edge of the tile when a hard, hot body plastered itself against him, when two slick fingers pushed between the crack of his ass and plunged inside, when sharp teeth closed on the curve between shoulder and neck. Jack spread his legs and arched his back, pushing the fingers deeper.
And Babelled. English to German to French to Portuguese and back to English:
A taking on the edge was received badly from the square, when a hard body and heat against it it vergipste, if two equal fingers dived laborious enters the jump of its donkey and for the interior, when pontiagudos teeth had closed on the curve between the shoulder and a boarding. The Jack verbritt its legs and had vaulted seios and supported on the fingers deepest.
I could sit here and do this all night... *g*