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Welcome to KallistiCorp Depot 0017000. Please take a moment to answer this survey. Your responses are being recorded and monitored for quality control.
A short, spacey-looking girl wanders into the room. She blinks in confusion and looks around the room, more calmly interested than scared or shocked. < This isn't Chiyo-chan's house,> she says in Japanese (and those with a trained ear will hear a slight Osakan accent in that).
Please state your name and place of origin.
Her English is slow and accented. "Kasuga Ayumu. I used to live in Osaka but I transferred to Tokyo for high school."
What was the nature of your intended voyage before you arrived at our facility?
"I was going to see Chiyo-chan before she left to study in the United States. I must have gotten lost."
Are you now or have you ever been a cabbage? Please explain.
*blank stare* "Broccoli is a kind of cabbage."
Current KallistiCorp regulations allow you one bag no taller than 22 inches, no wider than 14 inches, and no deeper than 9 inches. Please state the contents of your bag.
She rumages around her small bag. "My handkerchief. A piece of cake for Chiyo-chan. Some money. Six pairs of disposable chopsticks. A whole bunch of advertisement tissues. A Japanese-to-English dictionary that I was going to return to Chiyo-chan. Oh, and the good luck charm she made me for entrance exams."
What is your favorite fruit? Is it-
A) Apples
B) Corn Nuts
C) Durian
D) Twizzlers
"Durians smell horrible, and I've never had Corn Nuts or Twizzlers. I like watermelon!"
Do you have any known allergies?
"Yes, I have hay fever. I sneezed all through graduation."
What special talents will you contribute to the KallistiCorp family?
"I know a lot of scary stories. I've been told I am good at solving riddles, and I think a lot about many things. I am not very good at tests or sports, though."
Please describe your most difficult customer service experience and what steps you took to resolve the conflict.
"I used to work at a Magnetron Hamburger place. Tomo-chan says they use delicious cats there, but I never saw any. I never saw any pigs, either."
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Sir Realist? Is he called that because he is more real than the other knights? I didn't think lightbulbs were around back then."
Please relax. Your responses have been noted and will be processed according to the severity of your case. You will be recieving your peer evaluation shortly.
She yawns and begins to doze off.
A short, spacey-looking girl wanders into the room. She blinks in confusion and looks around the room, more calmly interested than scared or shocked. < This isn't Chiyo-chan's house,> she says in Japanese (and those with a trained ear will hear a slight Osakan accent in that).
Please state your name and place of origin.
Her English is slow and accented. "Kasuga Ayumu. I used to live in Osaka but I transferred to Tokyo for high school."
What was the nature of your intended voyage before you arrived at our facility?
"I was going to see Chiyo-chan before she left to study in the United States. I must have gotten lost."
Are you now or have you ever been a cabbage? Please explain.
*blank stare* "Broccoli is a kind of cabbage."
Current KallistiCorp regulations allow you one bag no taller than 22 inches, no wider than 14 inches, and no deeper than 9 inches. Please state the contents of your bag.
She rumages around her small bag. "My handkerchief. A piece of cake for Chiyo-chan. Some money. Six pairs of disposable chopsticks. A whole bunch of advertisement tissues. A Japanese-to-English dictionary that I was going to return to Chiyo-chan. Oh, and the good luck charm she made me for entrance exams."
What is your favorite fruit? Is it-
A) Apples
B) Corn Nuts
C) Durian
D) Twizzlers
"Durians smell horrible, and I've never had Corn Nuts or Twizzlers. I like watermelon!"
Do you have any known allergies?
"Yes, I have hay fever. I sneezed all through graduation."
What special talents will you contribute to the KallistiCorp family?
"I know a lot of scary stories. I've been told I am good at solving riddles, and I think a lot about many things. I am not very good at tests or sports, though."
Please describe your most difficult customer service experience and what steps you took to resolve the conflict.
"I used to work at a Magnetron Hamburger place. Tomo-chan says they use delicious cats there, but I never saw any. I never saw any pigs, either."
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Sir Realist? Is he called that because he is more real than the other knights? I didn't think lightbulbs were around back then."
Please relax. Your responses have been noted and will be processed according to the severity of your case. You will be recieving your peer evaluation shortly.
She yawns and begins to doze off.