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teamkillerftard

#53 [voice]

Aug 28, 2009 22:54

I don't think this should be put in picture books.

Shelly, you lied to me! You told me you were a girl. Now I think I'm going to have to change your name to... Sam... Sammy...

(ooc: Caboose did research! He finally finds out that slugs are hermaphrodites! 8D)

sammy?, boys and girls, i like picture books, shelly

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[voice] 3/3 wicktorwicktor August 29 2009, 11:06:48 UTC

Mr Caboose? Is ewerything okay?

Re: [voice] 3/3 teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 04:55:35 UTC

Oh, yes. Everything is... okay! Oh oh! Pavel, what is a good name for a slug? A name that is a boy and a girl's name in case Shelly changes her... his... mind... again.

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 1 2009, 22:35:38 UTC

Vell...I believe ze library has baby name books but I know some Russian names. Zere is Sasha and Slava or Petya or Zhenya; all wery good names. Vhat type of slug do you have? Is space slug of some kind?

[[ooc: Guess who was a dork and looked this stuff up?]]

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 22:47:01 UTC

Space slug? Noooo, Church vomited Shelly out! And he let me keep her.

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 1 2009, 22:52:22 UTC

[A long pause followed by a few Russian mutterings and the scratch of pencil on paper as he works through equations, jotting down names in the margins almost by accident.]

The rude man who says many horrible things is your friend? I am not surprised he vomitted slugs.

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 23:01:59 UTC

Uh huh! Church is my best friend ever. He is also the meanest person ever. He's vomiting slugs because Miss Tonky hexed him or something like that.

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 1 2009, 23:29:08 UTC

I see.

[At this point he thinks it's safer for his sanity to avoid asking why he's friends with the meanest person ever. The logic involved might break his brain and right now he definitely needs it.]

Vomitted slugs because of Miss Tonky? Who is zat?

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 9 2009, 01:20:44 UTC

Oh, Miss Tonky is a witch here. She is very nice. I don't know why she hexed Church, but that was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen! *His tone is his usual cheerfulness.* But thanks to that, I get to have Shelly.

Now, I am trying to find a new name for her... him... a boy-girl name. Do you have any ideas?

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 9 2009, 08:46:26 UTC

Vithces? But zose are not weal at all; only in books and films.

I am not so good vith names because I only know Russian ones but I am sure there are lots of names you could give your...slug. Um...slimey?

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 11 2009, 02:39:19 UTC

Miss Tonky... actually does not look like a witch. She's actually really pretty. And nice! I do not mind, because I like nice people.

Shelly is not slimey! She... it is very sensitive about it. Very sensitive.

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 11 2009, 10:45:30 UTC

I vill keep an eye out for her. And nice people are always wery good like Miss Uhura.

Wery...sensitiwe. Of course. Um...I apologise?

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 12 2009, 01:59:45 UTC

Who is Miss Ulala?

It's okay, Shelly knows you didn't mean it~

Re: [voice] wicktorwicktor September 12 2009, 21:47:30 UTC

Miss Uhura is the communications officer aboard Enterprise.

I am...I am glad. I vould not vant to offend.

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