Jun 15, 2009 23:18
*Caboose is in the third floor hallway, attempting to grab his pet slug, Shelly, who is floating a few feet away from him.*
Almost there, Shelly. Quick! Do a butterfly stroke!
*Of course, a slug cannot perform such a feat but somehow, the two are getting closer and closer to each other, much to Caboose's glee.*
Yay! ... oh... wait... hey... Shelly, that's the wrong way!
*The Blue soldier looks up as his slug friend lands on the ceiling.*
No fair, Shelly. I don't have Spider-Man's powers to climb wa---!!
*Gravity kicks back in, causing Caboose to fall on his back with a thump. Shelly is still on the ceiling because, obviously, she has awesome slug powers.*
Ow. *He looks up again at the slug, folding his arms and crossing his legs.* Okay, fine. I'll wait here until you feel like getting dowwww-!
*And gravity is gone! Caboose finds himself floating up again, this time hitting the ceiling and narrowly missing Shelly by an inch.*
Oh, that was close. I could have squished you there! But now... I feel really dizzy. *He widens his eyes as he looks around, gathering what few senses he has left. After he's done, he grins again.*
Okay, I'm better now. Shelly, I'll wait here until you feel like coming down. Without hurting my head this time.
i am not spider-man,
no gravity,
shelly