hehe, i got psychoanalyzed
for the sake of indecency, names have been changed, actually, only one, but still...you need to read it, i stay focused for maybe two minutes and then i go off making up an amazing story...not on purpose though... =D
teamgoldva99: do ur stuff
11: ok.. its gonna be kinda hard over the internet but well try
11: are u doin anything else? bc i need to do it when i have ur complete attention and u have atleast 10-15 min or so
teamgoldva99: yeah
teamgoldva99: fo sho
11: lol ok..
11: im gonna prompt u on a story, what ur doing, and u need to close ur eyes and then tell me what u see about what im asking u ok?
teamgoldva99: ok
11: alright..
11: you decide to go for a walk through a forest, explain in as much detail what the forest looks like ~ temperature, lighting, colors, surrounding, noises, anything
teamgoldva99: rolling hills, semi-dense forest, cold breeze, light out...animals walking around...clouds high in the sky
11: ok..
11: describe how you plan to get from one side of the forest to the other... what are you doing?
teamgoldva99: running as fast as i can, jumping over logs, through creeks
11: alright...
11: so youre running through the forest and all of a sudden you stop because you see a vase... describe what the vase looks like
teamgoldva99: large, in the middle of ruins...marble, with green, arrows inside
11: what do you do with it?
teamgoldva99: i let it sit there
11: so you leave it?
teamgoldva99: yep
11: ok.
11: so you continue running through the forest and you come to a clearing, and up on a hill you see a little house, what does the outside of the house look like?
teamgoldva99: there are crazy indians standing around it
teamgoldva99: haha
11: lol
teamgoldva99: looks like bricks to me
11: anything else you can see or tell about it?
teamgoldva99: it looks warm and cozy
teamgoldva99: ?
teamgoldva99: ha
11: ok.. thats good
11: now you decide to go inside.. what does the inside feel and look like?
teamgoldva99: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN, RUN!!! there are chicks in here
teamgoldva99: (it looks like trouble)
11: lol
11: that all?
11: ok well u have to stay in there for a lil bit for me ok? haha
teamgoldva99: RUN, RUN!!!
11: on your way out you see a bear... describe what he looks like
teamgoldva99: i thought i was inside
11: hence on the way OUT lol
teamgoldva99: oh oh
teamgoldva99: ok
11: lol
teamgoldva99: ok theres a bera
teamgoldva99: bear
11: yea...
teamgoldva99: well
teamgoldva99: hes a polar bear
teamgoldva99: and he's left-handed, because all polar bears are left handed
11: anything else?
teamgoldva99: and he's drinking some coca-cola
teamgoldva99: and he offered me one
11: did u take some?
teamgoldva99: no, because i looked around and there were skeletons holding old coke bottles
teamgoldva99: freaky
11: this is so you, its weird..
11: anyways... haha sorry
teamgoldva99: haha
teamgoldva99: im tryin to make this interesting for u when u have to talk about it in class
11: so what do you do when you see the skeletons?
teamgoldva99: i ask them if theyre related to bob, the skeleton in my 5th grade classroom
11: lol
11: joel seriously
teamgoldva99: oh, ok
11: thanks for the laugh though
teamgoldva99: um, i just decline, POLITELY, and turn to walk away
11: ok.. so you leave the house... and you keep running through the forest when you come to where you have to make a decision between 3 paths...
11: the first one is completely straight and you can see beautiful flowers at the end
11: the second is slightly curvy and a few stones on it but you can still see the flowers..
11: and the third is very twisted with bouldars (sp) and you can't see the end at all
11: if you had all the time in the world to walk down one, which would you choose?
teamgoldva99: id do all three
11: whys that?
teamgoldva99: because i have all the time in the world
11: lol
11: ok ok
11: if we had to narrow it to one then...
teamgoldva99: what if i got tired and just wanted to sit there...would that mess things up...i mean, we could say some fireball comes speeding towards earth...
11: u can sit there... its ok
teamgoldva99: YES...LAZINESS WINS A BATTLE, WOOHOO...
11: lol
11: but im gettin u right back up
teamgoldva99: aw, meanie
11: youre walking down one of the three paths lol, and all of a sudden something is blocking you from continuing... what is it?
teamgoldva99: a overly large pastry, and there is no way around it...so me, with my bright ideas, i work up enough courage to eat my way through it...
11: sorry.... its 11:11!
11: lol joel is this what you honestly see or are u just making up a story for me??
teamgoldva99: i saw it there dang it (kinda)
11: dang it?
teamgoldva99: PROBLEM...SAY WHAAAAA
11: ???
11: alright joel... i need you to be completely honest about this next one ok??
11: its very important
teamgoldva99: ill try my best
11: whatever/whoever you see first is what i need you to tell me, ok?
teamgoldva99: ok
11: when you look up, whats on the other side of whatever is blocking the path?
teamgoldva99: like now? cuz i see my lil sister playing cards annoying the freaking heck out of me
11: close your eyes...
teamgoldva99: oh..hmm, satan
11: look over whatevers blocking the way
11: what do you see?
teamgoldva99: satan
11: really??
teamgoldva99: yeah
11: ok, youre all done
teamgoldva99: yes!!! thats good, b.c. i couldnt think of anything to make up as to why i "saw" ha, satan...
11: thats kinda scary joel lol
11: i must say it worked, with an exception to the pastry... lol, its very ... "you"
11: can i ask you something?
teamgoldva99: dude pastries are hott...and dont be hatin satin, its my story, i can make it as weird as i want
teamgoldva99: no