F-Bombs!

Aug 31, 2005 00:48

Apparently, a school has adopted a new policy allowing kids to use up to five f-bombs a day. Using more than five will mean they "get a talking to."

Read all about it here.

What I want to know is this:

What if a kid only uses four f-bombs on a particular day? Does he get to carry over the f-bomb he didn't use? What if a kid doesn't use any f-bombs for weeks? Can he then go off one day and lace that day's speech with unlimited profanity?

What is the severity of the "talking to?" Is it a more severe "talking to" for a kid who uses twenty or thirty f-bombs in a day as opposed to a kid who uses only six?

Maybe the kid with the fewest f-bombs in the school year wins a trip to Fucking, Austria. Just make sure you don't steal the city signs, kid. Now stop cursing at your teachers.
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