First of all, your song makes me giggle. A lot. But can you do the dance moves??
Second...you poor, poor baby. All hurt and sad and betrayed. It'll be OK sweetheart. There's still plenty of young (and I do mean young) chicks we can get for you.
Lindsey Lohan (she's cuter anyway)? Or how about one of the Olsen twins?? I would suggest Kim Possible but she's a cartoon (but of course, a hot teen cheerleading ass-kicking type of cartoon so there is that.)
Poor, poor Benchi.
Or, if you are trolling the JJB, you could pick up a young type there? Or not, cause that's a scary, scary place.
::nods and sniffs:: I own that dance video from that guy that did the videos and britney one things.. and he came to my house.. ::sniff:: and he taught me all the dances ::sniff:: and now i'm really good.. ::wipes tears on her shoulder::
::hugs and cries on her shoulder:: hold me.. ::looks up at her crying:: you think we could find another girl for me? You think? ::Sighs and shuts eyes for a minute:: You are like my best friend.
::cries into her armpit for awhile::
Lindsay lohan? Wow.. that'd be like dating Hilary's enemy huh? That's evil.. ::wipes tears:: The Olsen Twins? Aren't they in some sort of rehab for eating? I bet they can't date for awhile :( Kim Possible's hot.. what about hte girl that does the voice? What's her name?
JJB has young girls? Can I pretned that they're.. Hil...?
Sweetie...the JJB has the youngest girls. Like illegal to think about naked type young girls. Plus, lots of crazies so maybe not.
Dating Lindsay may be evil but she's hot. Besides, Hilary sings that annoying song about Rain. And I didn't know about the Olsens and the whole rehab thing. I'm maxing out on my knowledge of teen stars here.
We'll find somebody. If only I was 12 years younger and didn't live far, far away and was a teen star and, you know, wasn't married with two kids, I would totally go out with you.
OK...you can pick me up at 10. By then my HUSBAND will be home to stay with my TWO CHILDREN.
Sweetie...I don't meet your dating requirements. I'm not your type at all.
Besides, I'm good at this picking up girls thing. I really should have been a lesbian, but sadly, am way, way too fond of naked men for that. So I use my talent to help out my male buddies.
Second...you poor, poor baby. All hurt and sad and betrayed. It'll be OK sweetheart. There's still plenty of young (and I do mean young) chicks we can get for you.
Lindsey Lohan (she's cuter anyway)? Or how about one of the Olsen twins?? I would suggest Kim Possible but she's a cartoon (but of course, a hot teen cheerleading ass-kicking type of cartoon so there is that.)
Poor, poor Benchi.
Or, if you are trolling the JJB, you could pick up a young type there? Or not, cause that's a scary, scary place.
Poor little betrayed Benchi.
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::hugs and cries on her shoulder:: hold me.. ::looks up at her crying:: you think we could find another girl for me? You think? ::Sighs and shuts eyes for a minute:: You are like my best friend.
::cries into her armpit for awhile::
Lindsay lohan? Wow.. that'd be like dating Hilary's enemy huh? That's evil.. ::wipes tears:: The Olsen Twins? Aren't they in some sort of rehab for eating? I bet they can't date for awhile :( Kim Possible's hot.. what about hte girl that does the voice? What's her name?
JJB has young girls? Can I pretned that they're.. Hil...?
Poor little betrayed Benchi
::nods, pouts, tears go to the eyes again::
i'll be ok in time ::hides face::
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Dating Lindsay may be evil but she's hot. Besides, Hilary sings that annoying song about Rain. And I didn't know about the Olsens and the whole rehab thing. I'm maxing out on my knowledge of teen stars here.
We'll find somebody. If only I was 12 years younger and didn't live far, far away and was a teen star and, you know, wasn't married with two kids, I would totally go out with you.
Poor, poor Benchi. It's going to be OK.
I'm pretty good at this supportive stuff, huh?
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the olsens don't eat food, i read about it today...
I would totally go out with you.
you'll go out with ME? You mean that? Awwwww ::hug:: i love you :) When should I pick you up?
you ARE good at it!! ::hug::
can't wait for our date!
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Sweetie...I don't meet your dating requirements. I'm not your type at all.
Besides, I'm good at this picking up girls thing. I really should have been a lesbian, but sadly, am way, way too fond of naked men for that. So I use my talent to help out my male buddies.
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... but we're already going out.. you said you would totally date me, i remember this cause its like.. in this comment section ::nod::
are you breaking up with me?
:(
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