A Brotherly AIM Conversation...
L45825243: So, Wade... You know, between Victor and me... I got the bigger dick. Right?
L45825243: ... Oh, sorry bro, didn't see you there.
Beast Awoken: ..........Jimmy.
Beast Awoken: Wade says he wants proof....
L45825243: Wade can dream on.
Beast Awoken: Anyway, it's not what you've got, it's what you do with it that counts! And last I checked, you weren't doing anything with yours.
L45825243: ... And you are?
Beast Awoken: ...your worst nightmare
L45825243: Oh, right - thinking. Guess you still got it for that.
Beast Awoken: Oh fuck you
L45825243: *snorts* You're not my worst nightmare. Idiot. (You just... happen to feature in a lot of them.)
L45825243: brb - oven's hot!
Beast Awoken: ...is that a code word for 'Domino's ready for me?'
L45825243: If she was, would I be here with you?
Beast Awoken: Probably
L45825243: (... Yeah, that didn't come out flattering, did it?)
Beast Awoken: You'd need to ask me for directions
L45825243: What, 'due south'?
Beast Awoken: Jimmy, it's been so long since you last got any tail, for all you know they may have changed it
L45825243: Fuck you, Victor. I know where it goes.
Beast Awoken: You sure?
Beast Awoken: Maybe I should watch just to make sure
Beast Awoken: I'm not helping you guide it in though
L45825243: NO.
L45825243: Really? Thanks for that.
Beast Awoken: You should have her put down some landing lights for your Concorde
Beast Awoken: and maybe a little man with those red and green sign things
L45825243: VICTOR!
Beast Awoken: and as for the luggage.... well
Beast Awoken: the luggage gets loaded round the back
L45825243: SHUT THE HELL UP! I swear to fucking God - talks like this, and you're surprised I never fuck anymore?! Jesus!
L45825243:at would you know about loading things down the back? I thought Emma didn't go for that?
Beast Awoken: Maybe I'd shut up about it if you actually did it once in the while and stopped treating it like such a fucking taboo subject
Beast Awoken: Is sex fun? Yes. Then what's the problem?
L45825243: It's not fun if you keep thinking in terms of Concords and midgets with fucking landing lights!
Beast Awoken: According to you my dick's more like a Cessna
L45825243: Lands just about anywhere? Yeah, that sounds like it.
Beast Awoken: I prefer to think of it as a private charter
L45825243: Right. Pleasure for just one person. Anyone else involved is just staff, there to make sure the job gets done.
Beast Awoken: Nothing wrong with having people there to lend a hand and serve champagne
L45825243: *is imagining that now, thank you*
L45825243: *growls, so not talking about this anymore*
Beast Awoken: You mean you've never done that? You haven't lived.
Beast Awoken: So, when should we expect flight L45825243-A to make its impressive approach into Domino International?
Beast Awoken: I'll be waiting for you in Arrivals
L45825243: That's it. That's fucking it. I'm going to a monastery.