Laying Down The Law *OTA*
There was a new notice posted in the mess hall where the whole team could read it.
I'd just like reiterate that while the power of command may have shifted, you should all still behaving. Any misconduct-
Aw, fuck it with being formal. Enough bullshit. Anyone steps out of line, and I ain't going to be slapping your wrists and tossing you in the brig like that pussy who usually runs the joint would. I'll put a bullet in your head, dump your body off the cliff, and ask questions later. Got it? Get it? Good. You want to complain, find a therapist. Need love, find a hooker. My door is never open, for any reason other than to inform me you savages all done me a favor and killed each other off.
That being said, I'm not unreasonable. There's been an interest shown in having some leave time, and as I'd prefer this base to stay in one whole piece, I'm willing to grant a twenty-four hours' leave to those who request it. I expect you all know what not to do while out on the town, but just to be clear, here's a few rules to refresh your memory. No killing, no raping, no fighting, no and if any of you are stupid enough to end up getting arrested, no, I will not bail you out.
Any idiotic questions, concerns, bitches, assassination attempts, you all know where to find me.
-Jack
He expected that there was going to be more than a few who had an opinion, so contrary to the opinion expressed in his note, he was now sitting in what was now his office, cleaning his favorite shotgun out.
I'd just like reiterate that while the power of command may have shifted, you should all still behaving. Any misconduct-
Aw, fuck it with being formal. Enough bullshit. Anyone steps out of line, and I ain't going to be slapping your wrists and tossing you in the brig like that pussy who usually runs the joint would. I'll put a bullet in your head, dump your body off the cliff, and ask questions later. Got it? Get it? Good. You want to complain, find a therapist. Need love, find a hooker. My door is never open, for any reason other than to inform me you savages all done me a favor and killed each other off.
That being said, I'm not unreasonable. There's been an interest shown in having some leave time, and as I'd prefer this base to stay in one whole piece, I'm willing to grant a twenty-four hours' leave to those who request it. I expect you all know what not to do while out on the town, but just to be clear, here's a few rules to refresh your memory. No killing, no raping, no fighting, no and if any of you are stupid enough to end up getting arrested, no, I will not bail you out.
Any idiotic questions, concerns, bitches, assassination attempts, you all know where to find me.
-Jack
He expected that there was going to be more than a few who had an opinion, so contrary to the opinion expressed in his note, he was now sitting in what was now his office, cleaning his favorite shotgun out.