Funtiemz aboard the Good Ship Spork

[ninjaboots]

Pirates! Minions! Teammates!

*Ahem*

So, I and the mad, bad, and dangerous to know ladyblahblah have been discussing fun ship activities for a few days, but it occurred to us today that we have yet to kick off what could possibly be the simplest, silliest, and most fun of all such madness

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Name: Seashadows

[seashadows]

Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Position: CMO (if possible; I offer my credentials below)
Serial Number: 7 (because it's the number of my birthday AND my favorite)

Notes:
- Speaks four languages in which to harass the officers about how great Kirk/Spock is (ONE OF WHICH IS VULCAN!!!!)
- Can be found writing porn during shift
- Uncanny ability to diagnose diseases both human and alien, once provided with a list of symptoms
- Kind bedside manner (and kindly disappears from the premises if the patients are Kirk and Spock)
- Constantly tries to convert her friends to the greatness that is Trek
- Knows that in the proper Vulcan, it is pronounced "Spohkh"

Re: Name: Seashadows

[ninjaboots]

A medico! This is most excellent.

Unfortunately, it was stated at the beginning of the Olympics that CMO would be considered command crew, if people preferred to name one of those instead of an XO. I know at least one ship who did so and I do not blame them because CMOs are SEXY. So while I'd actually love to make you CMO, at this stage of things I can't.

But we STILL NEED MEDICAL STAFF, so would you perhaps be interested in being Nurse Seashadows? Everyone knows that nurses are the true ruling power in any sickbay.

Re: Name: Seashadows

[seashadows]

Can I be Head Nurse Seashadows? ;)

I have homemade ginger cake (homemade by ME, actually) by which to prove my power of awesomeness.

Naughty Nurses Have the Best Bedside Manners

[aycelcus]

Re: Naughty Nurses Have the Best Bedside Manners

[seashadows]

OMG! THANK YOU!!!!!

*does not stick you with a hypospray*