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This Has Been The Best Day Ever Bitch
I was with grimm n tyler n hadda lotta fun there awesome then grimm left so me n ty snuck into his house lol yeah he 4got the key haha so we went n his room n watched a movie n I feel asleep till 12 when my mom came n got me im so surprised I was aloud there till 12 wow on the way out I smashed my leg n woke up the world haha oops then about 1 that morning alyssa sahara n this girl named brie showed up at my house shining the flashlight threw the window..fucking freaky.so i went outside and they asked me to go tp'ing so we walked around forever we started to tp this bitches house but a car drove by n there was no bushes so i fucking ran into the fucking door n slammed into it.haHA yeah im smart so we all fucking took off.someone down the street was wistling lol.then we tp'ed (half ass style yo) untill we saw the perfect house. NO BOYS ALOUD. haHA fucking fag ass bitch.we did an awsome job if i do say so myself lol.then after like an hour of tp'ing the hoes lights came on n they came outside hahaha.we took off i went home cause i did not wanna get caught 4 sneaking out cause it was 3 in the morning haha.then like 4 hours later i wake up 2 fucking alyssa sahara n brie staring at me ready 2 jump on me haha creepy.they wanted 2 get donuts so they broke into my house haha.we went to get some then chilled then saw mike n brain haha vroom vroom. we taked 2 them 4 a bit then went back 2 my house.then they all left cause i was dirty.lol.so then i cleaned the bunny cage YUMMY n took a shower.then we had a party at our house cause idk my parents r party animals.BBQ haHA.then mike showed up outta no where WOOHOO i love surprises.then josh showed up YEAHHA.then greg showed up YEAH BUDDY.haHA we all chilled 4 a while.then greg boned out cause he hadda eat dinner. then me n josh played with the pot plant then ate dinner with it then boned out 2 rite aid where we saw ray n franky YEAH BUDDY.we chilled watched them smoke pot in front of the donut shop...yeah there smart lol.then franky stole us some candy gum n pills haha.then fucking ben rolled up with steve haha ben "whats up with u n gregyPoo" haha sweet name.so he went n stole beer then boned out haha.then greg n conor showed up...haha fuck dood rite aid is the chill spot i guess.so ray n franky boned out n matt n mike showed up haha.we were all chillin n front of rite aid when 2 of conor n gregs friends came out with beer...how did they get beer?? idk haHA so they went n got greg n conor beer. then me n conor michael kay (haHA i love that name) russled over frankys belt he left haha conor picked me up n ran around with me on his shoulder hahaha. after a while of that conor n greg-e-poo left haha.so me mike matt n josh snuck back into my house n got cought FUCK ME lol we jumped the fence n pushed mikes truck down the street hahahahaha.mike boned out then fucking greg n conor showed up at my house haha they wanted me 2 go with them but i couldnt lol.so josh leaves like an hour later (DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK) then i went in my room n watched t.v. then I rembered greg told me 2 call him so I called up greg but he coulnt do n e thing cause it was 2 late haha.so i go back up stairs n i hear JESSIKA JESSIKA JESSIKA JESSIKA outside my window..i have never seen the car b 4 or the ppl n it haha...?? so i go outside n this guy was like jessika do u rember me haha nope...he was like mabey u havnt seen me n a while i have been in jail..ohhh maby hahha.i didnt know him but then i noticed franky n the back so me being super smart hopped in the car with these guys i dont even know woohoo hes outta jail n just wants 2 party harmless right?? hahaha. so we drive around n there like who do u know that would come out this late ohhhh duh sahara lol so we rolled up 2 her house at like 2 n the morning so i knocked on her window n 10 min later she comes out n hops in the car YEAH BUDDY.then the guy was like lets go 2 a motel room...WAIT A FUCKING SEC NO BUDDY U CAN TAKE ME HOME.so we go 2 711 n they tell us 2 stay n the car with the car on n the trunk open ahha uhhh ok so they come halling ass out throw the stolen beer n the truck n speed off. hahaha woohoo what have i got myself into.so we go 2 the ghetto n we see his brother hahha his brother is fucking a 24 year old pothead drunk mother fucker funnest guy i ever met hahah.so we chill out side this motel that his brother was at so then i find out the kids name after I have gottn into a car with him n been with him 4 3…n I just catch his name lol his name is mike n his brothers name is donny lol so we descided 2 go 2 the beach at like 3 n the morning haha yeah buddy we followed his drunk brother down this fucking turny ass rode going like 120 his brother was all over the road omfg i thoguht we were gonna die the whole way there we get there like a half hour later n his crazy ass brother took us in the fucking pitch black down this rocky ass place i fell liek 23456 times haha he fell n cut his leg n arm open eww blood everywhere we get there n there was a fucking path but no ooo we go threw fucking wet rocks yeah buddy.so we go there n r drinking then we get cold so we go find wood…well we made wood..they kicked down a stair case hahahaha we make a fire chill go 4 walks w/e u do at the beach.then a while later we went 2 the gas station get gas beat up the owns car they take off haha idk why but he called the cops..? hmmm we went 2 a diff gas station n chilled 4 an hour lol hahahah donny dropped his pants (he dont wear underwear yummy ewwww) he ran around trashing shit ripping flowers out yelling then beat the gas pump with a basball bat so we left the went 2 the t.o. high skool.w/e i finally got home at 6 the next morning.i went n the trailor cause my bed is a nigger.my parents came in at like 7 n were like WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU blah fucking blah n all this shit…my gay ass twat bro told them I left FAG-IT. I tried 2 ignore them then they finally went away.so about 1 the next day my mom comes n n was like GET UP its already 1. so I took a shower n was all ready 2 finally go out with Ty n Grimm n my mom was like NO fucking sooo FUCKING GAY. Idk why she dosnt like him GRRR. Then the mike kid from that night shows up n wants 2 hang out but I ws not aloud to. Then greg wanted 2 talk n I did not wanna do it on the computer cause my jew ass brother can read everything I write so he came over at about 3 n we talked n just chilled till about 4:30 5 or something then josh came over n went 2 get a movie with my brother then mike came over n we started 2 watch it but (me n mike were 2 loud) so the fuckers took the movie away = (.so me n mike played with my bunny. Then me n mike went 2 seven 11 haHA SPENT WAS THERE.woohoo hahaha. That was interesting I LOVE you guys haha. We took off from there then went back 2 my house n (ate cookies) haha then at 8 my dad was like everyone has 2 go home! Hes so gay! Then the kid I was with last night that I really don’t know came over lol he wanted 2 hang out but I couldn’t he was with my cunt Mario woohoo haven’t seen his brown ass n a long time. Then they left then mike left.then my dad was like idk if ur mom told u but the new rule is off the computer by 8 FUCK HIM HES SO FUCKING GAY!
On skool nights be home by 6:30
No one can call n I cant use the fone past 8
I have 2 be off the computer by 8
I have to be in bed at 9
On weekends I have 2 b home by 10 if im lucky n r actually aloud 2 do something
I cant sleep at ppls houses
I cant drive with a lot of ppl
FUCK MY PARENTS FUCK THEM
Oh mom I know your reading this because you’re a jew and cant mind your own fucking business but fuck u ur husband n ur fucking rules..maby if I was actually aloud 2 do something I wouldn’t sneak out!
Franky I cant believe u got expelled you racist punk haha I LOVE ur mullet we need 2 chill more.
Greg im glade we talked n we r cool now I love being ur friend xo.
Ty I havnt seen u n like 2 days sorry my parents r fucking gay
Grimm yeah mother fucker haha
Sam I don’t get u ur like really fucked sometimes
MEL I MISS YOU!
Im sitting here wounder what mikes away message means lol…
Auto response from FMX ranger187: she bangs~ u know what im sayin sopko! haha hey babe call my cell and ill talk or ill go online b/c i have to ask u something very important... can u guess?
Hmmmm…lol
-Jess-