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[team_sociopath]

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[repeatshimself]

do you think if we last a week mom will cry enough to make grandpa bring us home?

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[team_sociopath]

i hope so. this has to count as cruel and unusual treatment

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[repeatshimself]

i don't think that was real food in the cafeteria. it was like fake food. fake food disguised with sauce

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[team_sociopath]

exactly, i'm pretty sure 'food' like that is against the geneva convention. and then on that we need to carry all our own stuff up?

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[repeatshimself]

i don't think genosha is covered by the geneva convention. i hope mom makes the guilt really really bad.

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[team_sociopath]

i'm not sure they're civilized enough here to care about the geneva convention anyway. i say we start writing home in a week if they don't come before then

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[repeatshimself]

surely if we both write really pathetic letters someone is bound to come get us, right? i'm all for making this work except we have to take our keys to go to the bathroom

a bathroom that we share

with others

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[team_sociopath]

not to mention the room we share here is smaller than my closet.

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[repeatshimself]

perk: lots of social interaction.

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[team_sociopath]

are you sure that's a perk?

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[repeatshimself]

what you miss being the center of your teacher's attention?

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[team_sociopath]

my 'social interaction' was less limited at home

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[repeatshimself]

....is this about girls?

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[team_sociopath]

yes william, this is about girls

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[repeatshimself]

well thomas we can always dress up a mop. i hear that's what they do in prisons

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[team_sociopath]

i will bear my incarceration with dignity, thank you