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[team_sociopath]

Dude, if you're all gonna come visit, you should at least bring take-out or something. The pizza places around here suck.

Also, if anyone out there is me from another universe or whatever, we have to race. And I am going to kick your ass

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[redcapedwitch]

... Oh my god. You are just like Tawny.

She always demands that we bring her food. Or bring her with us.

[team_sociopath]

Being fast and awesome works up an appetite. Billy at least offers half the time.

Have you guys-- girls?-- tried deep fried candy bars? Because they're pretty awesome.

[redcapedwitch]

Because that won't go straight to my hips or anything. But maybe if I put on some weight my boobs will be bigger.

[team_sociopath]

Don't you like, burn it all off with magic? Billy does.

[redcapedwitch]

I mean, I can't shift it away like Terry, or run it off like Tawny. And my metabolism isn't even close to Kale's or Casper's or even Ellie's. Jamie doesn't even have to eat.

... How do you burn calories using magic anyway?

[team_sociopath]

...Kale. [Now there is a depressing thought.]

Ask Billy, I dunno, he eats like I do. Maybe it's not the magic, maybe it's just the neuroses.

[redcapedwitch]

Yeah. Kale. What about him?

Why can boys eat like everything and never gain weight? It's annoying.

[team_sociopath]

I'm just mourning a huge loss, that's all. You have no idea. You should see Kate. You'd at least appreciate the opportunity.

[redcapedwitch]

If it helps any, Tawny finds any excuse possible to drape herself all over him.

... Is she really hot or something?

[team_sociopath]

Seriously.

[redcapedwitch]

............

I kinda really wanna see but I don't want Terry to get mad at me or anything.

[team_sociopath]

Hey, brosis, I'm not talking. She's not here though. I mean unless she's visiting.

[redcapedwitch]

... Life loves to taunt me, doesn't it?

[team_sociopath]

Born to lose in every universe, I guess.