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[team_sociopath]

[Tommy's got this one figured out, and of course he's doing the logical thing: trying to position himself so he's in the mistletoe-laden path of approaching hot chicks. Oh yeah

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[team_sociopath]

Euphie! Hey!

[She might notice his gaze flicking upwards ever so briefly. Just a few more steps, princess...]

What's going on?

[team_sociopath]

Huh? Oh.

[Damnit, there goes that. Plan b. Maybe he can get them walking again..?]

Looking for anything special?

[team_sociopath]

I could help you look. [See, he's helpful! Not creepy at all.]

[team_sociopath]

[See, if they're moving, it's just a matter of time before they run into another sprig.]

Do you have a lot left to do?

[team_sociopath]

I wasn't fishing.

[He winks. Has Tommy done any christmas shopping? Who knows.]

[team_sociopath]

[This would be the perfect time for some mistletoe to appear overhead, so he could crack a joke and sweep her off her feet, right? No such luck.] Nah. It's not such a bad one.

[team_sociopath]

[Tommy just shudders at the thought. Little does he know what lies in his future.] I'm not that festive.

[team_sociopath]

Yeah. [Another perfect opportunity and... the City's not taking it. Clearly it's not Tommy's day.] I'm just not big on kissing dudes.