Egregiously Erroneous Information

[muses_mistress]

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Mord’Sith

So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

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[muses_mistress]

What would happen if Richard accidentally lost the Sword of Truth?

[philstar22]

Yay! Something I actually have time to help with (I'm deep into bar studying at the moment).

He would no longer be able to rescue kittens.

What is special about Richard's sword?

[hrhrionastar]

It's a vampire sword - it drinks the blood Richard spills with it, so he never has to clean the blade.

Why does Richard grow facial hair in season 2?

[realproof]

He takes being Kahlan's beard a little bit too literal.

Who came first, Zedd or his chicken?

[octagonal]

Trick question--zedd and the chicken are the same person.

Why is kahlan's hair so shiny?