Idle hands are the devil's playground...and my swing set is broken :(
With a delicious combination of boredom and procrastination, I present to you today a reflection back on some memorable dialog in my past that I still remember to this day as samples of my rapier wit and impeccable sense of delivery:
Scene 1: Sitting in the passenger seat of a van full of young teens just being themselves and discussing life
*To comprehend this scene, you must realize that myself and the driver of this caravan of youth were discussing the merits of being extremely wealthy and powerful, and how these were amerable goals to achieve in life.*
Kibosh: Man, to be rich and powerful would be awesome!
Driver: You know it! It'd be awesome to just have that much power and wealth to do anything and everything!
Teenage Girl from back seat: I can't believe you guys! You know what? I'm gonna visit you all in 10 years and ask you if your "money and power" have made you happier. What do you think you'll say then??
Kibosh: *Slowly glancing backwards* I'll tell you to get back to work!
Scene 2: This occured when Crack, Scooter and myself were visiting TO (when Crack was still in 600D) and were enjoying dinner with Crack's aunt and uncle.
*Prelude to the scene was discussions of love and life.*
Crack: Well, we all know that Kibosh will marry purely for money!
Crack's Aunt: Money?!? What about love?
Kibosh: Well...I love money!
And now, for some other memorable quotes:
"When I fight ninjas, I fight dirty" (Billy Big Riggs)
"I don't eat nothin' 'less it gets my picture on a wall!" (Kibosh)
Fuck...Crack...I forget what the one we came up with was...do you remember?
Scene 1: Sitting in the passenger seat of a van full of young teens just being themselves and discussing life
*To comprehend this scene, you must realize that myself and the driver of this caravan of youth were discussing the merits of being extremely wealthy and powerful, and how these were amerable goals to achieve in life.*
Kibosh: Man, to be rich and powerful would be awesome!
Driver: You know it! It'd be awesome to just have that much power and wealth to do anything and everything!
Teenage Girl from back seat: I can't believe you guys! You know what? I'm gonna visit you all in 10 years and ask you if your "money and power" have made you happier. What do you think you'll say then??
Kibosh: *Slowly glancing backwards* I'll tell you to get back to work!
Scene 2: This occured when Crack, Scooter and myself were visiting TO (when Crack was still in 600D) and were enjoying dinner with Crack's aunt and uncle.
*Prelude to the scene was discussions of love and life.*
Crack: Well, we all know that Kibosh will marry purely for money!
Crack's Aunt: Money?!? What about love?
Kibosh: Well...I love money!
And now, for some other memorable quotes:
"When I fight ninjas, I fight dirty" (Billy Big Riggs)
"I don't eat nothin' 'less it gets my picture on a wall!" (Kibosh)
Fuck...Crack...I forget what the one we came up with was...do you remember?