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[team_alfie]

"It's one big gigantic cosmic joke. Like on Christmas Day when you run downstairs and see all your presents lying in front of the tree. Your dad comes in the room and he smiles and watches as you try to decide which present to open first. And then you spot it, that huge fucking box wrapped in bright colorful wrapping paper. And all you can think is "I knew it, I knew Santa would get me that train set." You run over to it and start tearing off the paper, only to find a big brown cardboard box underneath. You open that box and there's another smaller box. You open that box and there's yet another smaller one. Slowly you start to realize, this isn't a train set. And then you open the last box and there's a package of underwear. And your dad starts laughing and your mom starts laughing and your sister starts laughing and slowly without even realizing it you start to cry. Your dad comes over, smacks you in the face and says.
"Don't be such a sissy - it's just a joke.""  chris gesualdi

HAHAHAHAHA..I sorry..