10 Things
I Hate About You That you wish you could say to 10 people.
WARNING: THIS WILL BE RAMBLY. And tl;dr.
1. Maybe the reason I'm always complaining around you is that you're ridiculous. You're obsessed with your weight, stupidly proud of your heritige, and a hypocrit. You made him give up his "toys" and yet you have a rabid fascination with film, which, let's be honest, is about as intellectual. Stop thinking I have to respect you because you're twice my age, I'm old enough to see through you, thanks.
2. I'm sorry for all the stuff you have to listen to, and all the support I haven't given you. You're a great friend, and probably the only one I'll keep in touch with when we leave this place. Forgive me?
3. God, get over yourself, woman. You ARE NOT FAT. You judge people who are slightly pudgy, and I know you judge me. Your life is actually pretty fucking wonderful, although your smile doesn't show it. I re-iterate: get over yourself, I want my friend back.
4. I met you, what, a week ago? And online. But I already want to meet you to see if you can really be this awesome.
5. I do not want to hear about every detail of your life. It sucks, we get it. Now stop spamming.
6. Are we friends yet? You don't sit at my lunch table (well, chairs), but we have such great conversations, and we're so similar. I'm this close to passing you a note saying "Do you like me Y/N?".
7. Are you desperate? They're all either boring or melodramatic (or both) and there's thousands of them. Try setting a good example for your daughter, hm?
8. I wish I talked to you more. You keep disappearing off AIM and our conversations peter out, but you're lovely and it seems a waste.
9. No, talking like a baby and dressing like a fashion victim that's waded through black dye does not make you interesting. It jsut adds a thin veneer of annoyingness to a core of pure bitch. Don't think I've forgotten.
10. Seriously, stop it, or I'm letting her have her petty hatred back. You're just an idiot whore circling the drain of life.
AND TO END ON A HAPPY NOTE AND BECAUSE THIS IS THE THING I WOULD MOST DEARLY LOVE TO SAY AND CAN'T:
11. Thank you for inspiring me. Without you I wouldn't be the huge nerd I am today, and the word elegant would be reserved for dresses. When you left, you broke thirty hearts, and the wound still hasn't fully healed.
...I'm actually a bit choked up.
WARNING: THIS WILL BE RAMBLY. And tl;dr.
1. Maybe the reason I'm always complaining around you is that you're ridiculous. You're obsessed with your weight, stupidly proud of your heritige, and a hypocrit. You made him give up his "toys" and yet you have a rabid fascination with film, which, let's be honest, is about as intellectual. Stop thinking I have to respect you because you're twice my age, I'm old enough to see through you, thanks.
2. I'm sorry for all the stuff you have to listen to, and all the support I haven't given you. You're a great friend, and probably the only one I'll keep in touch with when we leave this place. Forgive me?
3. God, get over yourself, woman. You ARE NOT FAT. You judge people who are slightly pudgy, and I know you judge me. Your life is actually pretty fucking wonderful, although your smile doesn't show it. I re-iterate: get over yourself, I want my friend back.
4. I met you, what, a week ago? And online. But I already want to meet you to see if you can really be this awesome.
5. I do not want to hear about every detail of your life. It sucks, we get it. Now stop spamming.
6. Are we friends yet? You don't sit at my lunch table (well, chairs), but we have such great conversations, and we're so similar. I'm this close to passing you a note saying "Do you like me Y/N?".
7. Are you desperate? They're all either boring or melodramatic (or both) and there's thousands of them. Try setting a good example for your daughter, hm?
8. I wish I talked to you more. You keep disappearing off AIM and our conversations peter out, but you're lovely and it seems a waste.
9. No, talking like a baby and dressing like a fashion victim that's waded through black dye does not make you interesting. It jsut adds a thin veneer of annoyingness to a core of pure bitch. Don't think I've forgotten.
10. Seriously, stop it, or I'm letting her have her petty hatred back. You're just an idiot whore circling the drain of life.
AND TO END ON A HAPPY NOTE AND BECAUSE THIS IS THE THING I WOULD MOST DEARLY LOVE TO SAY AND CAN'T:
11. Thank you for inspiring me. Without you I wouldn't be the huge nerd I am today, and the word elegant would be reserved for dresses. When you left, you broke thirty hearts, and the wound still hasn't fully healed.
...I'm actually a bit choked up.