*facepalm*
I had this dream last night where I was trying to explain to my oldest sister that I don't slash everything I watch or read these days, and that I am perfectly capable of getting into a fandom without believing with all my heart that the two main male characters are having wild monkey sex with each other off camera. To prove my point, I pulled out a Supernatural DVD to show her that I fully support a non-sexual relationship between Sam and Dean.
Somehow, when I put in the DVD, it was from another show, which also--miraculously--starred Jensen, who walked on camera wearing a dress. He was immediately followed by Jared, who then jumped him like a bunny on Viagra.
To my subconscious: You and I need to have a chat.