Tonight
Tonight I saw Noak(somenumberIcan’tremember)’s comedy routine. Very funny! Another comic taught me the work “dickfest”. It is the meal you eat that makes you gain weight after you have had dinner and drank a lot but have not had breakfast yet. I guess because my subway stop is on top of an all night bodega I get my dickfest from there a lot. Today my dickfest is a mix of Wise deli potato chips (wish they had jalapeño), Wise honey bbq chips, Wise bbq chips, and Pringles Potato chips. At first it was yummy, but now it is completely gross.
More yucky. One of my living room light bulbs just went out and changing it involves a dangerous feat on top of a footstool balanced on a shoe rack. Why don’t tall men randomly stop by my apartment to change light bulbs, take out the garbage, and build shelves with me?
More yucky. One of my living room light bulbs just went out and changing it involves a dangerous feat on top of a footstool balanced on a shoe rack. Why don’t tall men randomly stop by my apartment to change light bulbs, take out the garbage, and build shelves with me?