LOST TIME
Guys, I totally apologize for the fucked-uppedness with the posts-- for some reason every time I edited, LJ posted again.
So I totally watched the popup video version of Lost and it's Tovard Hanso's journal, not Alvar Hanso's! A-ha.
1) Oh, Juliet, you are so zen with your zen garden and RED LIPSTICK?
2) Her hair looks awesome.
3) The therapist has a funny mole.
4) I can't help but stare at it. The mole.
5) Oh, nice twisty-twist with the pretending she's one of the Six there.
6) BEN WITH FLOWERS. OMG.
7) HAHAHAHA ONLY SIX MONTHS. IS THAT WHAT THEY TOLD YOU? OH OOPS.
8) "By friends, I meant friends the way we're friends with Benry, dudes."
9) OH LOOK WALT IS YOUR SHRINK.
10) "SHIT I KILLED MY SHRINK"
11) BEN IS JACOB NOW KTHX.
12) Aw, dammit, she's not a mystic vision.
13) WHISPERS JESUS
14) GOODWIN
15) Oooh, there's like Juliet/Goodwin chemistry
16) HARPER IS GOODWIN'S WIFE?
17) "Hey! It's an open marriage!"
18) THE TEMPEST. THE FUCKING TEMPEST. HELLO HOW LONG HAVE I SAID IT? YES.
19) "There's no way to get in touch...EXCEPT THE PHONE.
20) DIG THAT, THE REDHEAD IS MORE BADASS THAN KATE.
21) "It's very stressful, being an Other, Jack."
22) GOODWIN X JULIET
23) "Ben?? Ben is a hottie! I totally don't have a thing for your husband!"
24) Oh, low blow, shrinky dink.
25) VICIOUS CONNIVING BITCH SHRINK.
26) COOKING WITH JOHN LOCKE!
27) 3.2= 2.3 backward.
28) "What's the apeshit crazy leader dude gonna do? Besides get me killed?!"
29) He taped over the game. Of course Ben taped over the game. Because he is heartless.
30) WTF. I need to re-watch the video.
31) Okay, they can't be drawing the tension out this long if it IS Michael, can they?
32) There is totally not a single piece of unsabotaged circuitry on this island, is there?
33) OMG BEN DINNER DATE.
34) Ben's house looks like a tv set-- oh wait.
35) Oh, Ben, you're a shitty liar.
36) Who the fuck was inside the suit?
37) OH FARADAY.
38) DUDE REDHEAD CHICK IS A FREAKY BADASS.
39) OH JOY CONTAMINATION.
40) Oh, right. Ben.
41) O HAY THAT HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE AND A PLANE CRASHED.
42) "Goodwin's dead."
43) Obviously, Ben totally knows how to win a girl over.
44) THE TV CUT OFF WHEN THEY KISSED.
45) Hurley is so, so lucky.
So I totally watched the popup video version of Lost and it's Tovard Hanso's journal, not Alvar Hanso's! A-ha.
1) Oh, Juliet, you are so zen with your zen garden and RED LIPSTICK?
2) Her hair looks awesome.
3) The therapist has a funny mole.
4) I can't help but stare at it. The mole.
5) Oh, nice twisty-twist with the pretending she's one of the Six there.
6) BEN WITH FLOWERS. OMG.
7) HAHAHAHA ONLY SIX MONTHS. IS THAT WHAT THEY TOLD YOU? OH OOPS.
8) "By friends, I meant friends the way we're friends with Benry, dudes."
9) OH LOOK WALT IS YOUR SHRINK.
10) "SHIT I KILLED MY SHRINK"
11) BEN IS JACOB NOW KTHX.
12) Aw, dammit, she's not a mystic vision.
13) WHISPERS JESUS
14) GOODWIN
15) Oooh, there's like Juliet/Goodwin chemistry
16) HARPER IS GOODWIN'S WIFE?
17) "Hey! It's an open marriage!"
18) THE TEMPEST. THE FUCKING TEMPEST. HELLO HOW LONG HAVE I SAID IT? YES.
19) "There's no way to get in touch...EXCEPT THE PHONE.
20) DIG THAT, THE REDHEAD IS MORE BADASS THAN KATE.
21) "It's very stressful, being an Other, Jack."
22) GOODWIN X JULIET
23) "Ben?? Ben is a hottie! I totally don't have a thing for your husband!"
24) Oh, low blow, shrinky dink.
25) VICIOUS CONNIVING BITCH SHRINK.
26) COOKING WITH JOHN LOCKE!
27) 3.2= 2.3 backward.
28) "What's the apeshit crazy leader dude gonna do? Besides get me killed?!"
29) He taped over the game. Of course Ben taped over the game. Because he is heartless.
30) WTF. I need to re-watch the video.
31) Okay, they can't be drawing the tension out this long if it IS Michael, can they?
32) There is totally not a single piece of unsabotaged circuitry on this island, is there?
33) OMG BEN DINNER DATE.
34) Ben's house looks like a tv set-- oh wait.
35) Oh, Ben, you're a shitty liar.
36) Who the fuck was inside the suit?
37) OH FARADAY.
38) DUDE REDHEAD CHICK IS A FREAKY BADASS.
39) OH JOY CONTAMINATION.
40) Oh, right. Ben.
41) O HAY THAT HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE AND A PLANE CRASHED.
42) "Goodwin's dead."
43) Obviously, Ben totally knows how to win a girl over.
44) THE TV CUT OFF WHEN THEY KISSED.
45) Hurley is so, so lucky.