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[teaandlightning]

Nephew, while you're out getting your shoes, if you could find the time to retrieve mine too -

I thought about making a pot of tea, but then I realized that I have very little tea left, and soon I'll have no choice but to drink plain water, or this "red drink" that all the young people in Gohl are so enthusiastic about. In the spirit of community, and of early preparation, I've decided to try some right now.

[cue the sounds of someone drinking, and then a spit-take]